buttcheek on a stick

(noun)
something thich causes more than any other object or item in the universe... nay, multiverse ever could. it inflicts the most torturous, agonising, excruciating pain known to any conscious being in the past, present, and future.

kid: mothertrucker, dude! that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

by jan Kanon July 27, 2023

Moldy buttcheeks

a green fuzzy substance in the corroded area

Hi I have moldy buttcheeks

by Pen15ofdoubt April 11, 2015

booty buttcheeks

part of speech: exclamation

A chant usually uttered by guys running through a crowd of people at a party and attempting to make physical contact whith the hindquarters of a female.
It can also be used as a general greeting or anthem.
pronounciation: BOOty butt-CHEEKS!

Dude, Zach Chan was grabbin so much ass while he was usin the booty buttcheeks last night

by grunkus April 23, 2006

toaster buttcheeks

When a guy puts a slice of bread in between his girlfriends buttcheeks then she farts and it flies out.

"Dang bro last night Brenda and I got freaky. I used her buttcrack like a toaster for my bread!"

"Like toaster buttcheeks?!"

"Yeah!!"

by Dan McBurgerking December 25, 2016

Mad Buttcheeks

When something isn't very good.

That movie was mad buttcheeks.

by Mike Drigz May 02, 2006

Straight Buttcheeks

Used when referring to something extremely horrible in nature.

Man, that "Evil Bong" movie was straight buttcheeks dude.

by Little Richards October 15, 2007

my buttcheeks

another word for "bullshit" or "my butt."

I thought you were going to take me camping? Camping my buttcheeks!!! You're too busy to take me anywhere!

by bread infection November 15, 2005