bitchecker

A guy who thinks he's a hacker just because he claims to have a program which can delete other people's hard drive if you know their IP, but doesn't know basic computer knowledge (how to say DSL; what's his own IP; difference between a kick and a ping timeout...) and ends up just making a fool of himself.
Based on someone who went to the channel #stopHipHop, threatened to use his program on someone else, but ended up using the program on himself and deleting his hard-drive. Currently missing. The log of the event can be easily found on the Internet.

* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) has joined #stopHipHop
<bitchchecker> why do you kick me
<bitchchecker> can't you discus normally
(...)
<bitchchecker> i even have dst
(...)
<bitchchecker> shut up i hack you
<bitchchecker> tell me your network number man then you're dead
<bitchchecker> in five minutes your hard drive is deleted
<bitchchecker> i have a program where i enter your ip and you're dead
<bitchchecker> say goodbye
(...)
<bitchchecker> elch you idiout your hard drive g: is deleted
<bitchchecker> elch you son of a bitch your f: is gone and e: too
<bitchchecker> and d: is at 45% you idiot lolololol
<bitchchecker> i'm already at c: 30 percent
* bitchchecker (~[e-mail]) Quit (Ping timeout#)

by Captain Sham May 17, 2005

BUTTSECKZ NAO

When one is very anxious to perform anal sex upon another's anus.

LOLOLOL STFU I WNAT BUTTSECKZ NAO!!!111

by Fauxfade August 11, 2010

buttsecks

To give or recieve pleasure with someone's ass and/or fiddle stick.

Holy crap beyatch, did you just give that rubber chicken hardcore buttsecks?!

by Buttsecks master September 13, 2005

buttsecking

to be in the act of buttsecks; to buttseck.

hello? hey dude wuts up. hey can i call u back in like 20 minutes? i'm buttsecking my girl. aight talk to later, peace.

by jon p from November 8, 2008

booty buttcheeks

A song as sung by Thugnificent on 'The Boondocks'. Inspired by...any song about ass.

self explanatory, but. 'Booty BUTTCHEEKS! BOOTY--BOOTY butt.CHEEKS!!'

by Wurst Liver May 21, 2008

Buttsecks

To get a cock jabbed up your butt.

I think it's time for buttsecks!
Put your dick in my rump and we can hump hump hump! ;

by Perfect Imperfection. February 18, 2008

Suprise Buttsecks

When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend

Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS

by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010