by XxNovacaineXx February 04, 2009
When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.
The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.
by Amanda330931 March 04, 2008
A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."
Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.
by Dragon Spatz November 01, 2017
by Ksmak July 22, 2006
by KitCate February 22, 2016
When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".
by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017
To break and enter someone's property, steal their valuables and leave a steaming shit. Soft furnishings are often used to wipe.