burplesnurfer

A burplesnurfer is a person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles. This word can actually be used to describe anyone whom the user feels fits the description.

I can't work with this guy. He's a total burplesnurfer.

by Item Nine July 12, 2011

bungles finger

that big long turd that occurs once in a life-time,where it feels your arse has been entered by the cast of rainbow.

oh my god zippy,it looks like the mersey tunnel.

by Anonymous March 30, 2003

turd burgler

1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).

2. A petty thief of fecal matter.

Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.

by frieze July 14, 2003

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004

Butt Burgler

A derogatory term for a male homosexual.

"Charles is a butt burgler.. he is guilty of breaking and entering an anus"

by Anon-in-IL-Again March 25, 2008

burgled

To have an act preformed on you that is the best you have ever had therefore making all other experiences inferior in the future.

"Man she really burgled my balls last night, I don't know how anyone could do that better than her".

by nater6069 November 20, 2011

MR. BURGESS

A WORD TO USED TO DESCRIBE A RACIST REDNECK.

JAMES, THE MAN WITH THE CONFEDERATE FLAG IS A MR. BURGESS

by elementkid1007 March 2, 2009