Eivind Lunner Bruland

The man the myth, Eivind Lunner Bruland is the hottest person ever, he is the human with the longest dick ever. He is in relations with Kim lunner and his wife Laila Bruland, they are sexy sexy blowjob to Eivind all the time. He is a mastercock.

Omg! Look, he has a big dick! HE IS SUCH AN EIVIND LUNNER BRULAND

by StinaEgeland August 18, 2023

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blandjob

A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.

(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob

bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull

That prostitute only gave me a blandjob! I want my money back.

by X13 November 13, 2006

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proleusus blanditia

Sexual Attraction, between Humans and Plants.

{Defined By Latin Terms}

Hey Ryan, you have proleusus blanditia!

by Alex & Vlad April 6, 2008

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bugandu

Term used to describe a person that pungent odour

Person 1: Eww what's that smell
Person 2: It must be shannon that bugandu

by Roger Pople October 6, 2006

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Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

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Blandjob

The act of giving a hand-heavy blowjob that results in boredom.

Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.

I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.

This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.

by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009

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