Botanese

The language of plants

I am learning botanese.

by Facade08 June 5, 2017

botanist

an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty

Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.

by Jason Masons November 14, 2020

Butancia

A unique surname made up of three unique surnames as well, namely, BUban - TAN - GarCIA. The surname was made up when Cinco decided to book a flight to Boracay.

"What surname shall I input here for the flight details?"
"Let's mix up our surnames. Put in BuTanCia."

by gandaniczeska November 23, 2021

Nicole Betancur

Aka the best person <3

Who’s Nicole Betancur?
SHES THE BEST PERSON DUH?!?!

by catlover707 April 22, 2021

botanical hedonist

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.

Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?

by doktorfunk October 5, 2005

Botany Bay Steamer

The art of catching a fish, gutting it then laying a turd inside it before steaming and serving to your mother-in-law explaning the corn and carrots are part of your special herb mix.

The mother-in-law is coming to dinner tonight so I'm off to catch a Botany Bay Steamer for her.

by Yobboford June 12, 2010

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010