brunettitude

That unique style and swagger that most blondes are too sweet to get away with, and most redheads are too spicy to pull off.

I was talking to this Brazilian woman last night, not as pretty as my ex, but bursting with brunettitude.

by 818-adjacent April 5, 2008

brunette

A brunette is someone with brown hair. Usually a girl. Being brunette does NOT make you ugly, annoying, dumb, jealous or whatever anyone makes up. Judging by most of these deffinitions, the blondes are insecure, attacking brunettes like that. But who really cares? Everyone who thinks one hair color is better is an idiot. Blondes started it, angry at the fact they are called dumb and hot(that one is not an insult people)they began calling brunettes ugly, dull, annoying, and totally horrible. Blondes began to make the outrageous claim in which they say "blondes have more fun" to which brunettes simply replied with "brunettes have more fun" sadly many people still think that blondes are hotter or better and brunettes basically get screwed in life. The truth is hair color dictates nothing about who you are or how you look. Blondes are NOT dumb or annoying or slutty or whatever. Brunettes are NOT annoying or jealous or dull or ugly. Basically, don't judge people by hair color.

person1: Hey, she has brown hair
person2: Yes, she's a brunette.
person1: Does they mean she is any less than a blonde?
person2: No.
person1: Does that mean blondes are less than her?
person2: No.
person1: So it just means she has brown hair?
person2: Yup.
person1: Oh.

by i speak truth August 25, 2006

Brunette Roulette

This is when you have a slutty friend that you know you and all your friends could easily have sex with or have probably already had sex with. You are trying to figure out which one truly has the most elite seamen. So you all ride her bareback, release your genetics inside of her, wait 9ish months, and now you know whos sperm is truly the fastest, strongest, and most agile.

Listen son, I think you're old enough now to find out about how you were brought into this world. Well...it all started with a little game called brunette roulette.

by electrickoolaid6 September 30, 2010

Brunski

When a man puts his face between a woman's breasts and quickly moves his head back and forth while saying "Brunski" in a very drawn out and exaggerated manner. (There are many other variant names.)

"BBBBbbbbrrrRRRRUUUUUuuunnnNSssKEEEEeeeeeeee"

by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003

brunette

Brunette's are known to be reliable, dependable, intelligent, and exotic. It's also been said that brunettes are more approachable since the color brown is prevalent across all cultures. Brunettes are more seductive and exotic than blondes, and they stand out. They're unique and individualistic, whereas with blondes, I've heard people say "all blondes look the same" or "barbie doll." Although it is just a hair color, brunettes in general are more beautiful and striking.

The most beautiful women in the world are brunettes - catherine zeta jones, angelina jolie, vanessa marcil, and aishwarya rai (former miss world)to name a few.

by ps October 19, 2004

Braunstone BBQ

Where a police car is set on fire with the police officers still inside. Usualy seen around the Braunstone estates and offen caused by 'chavs'

"you coming to braunstone park for the firework display? I hear they are having a braunstone bbq"

"ey you see those coppers over there? they tried to nick me for stealing from the shires the other day, lets bbq em"

by slim_glf September 15, 2007

Brunette

A person with brown hair which is a couple shades darker than a blonde and a few shades lighter than someone with black hair. It has nothing to do with intelligence, amount of fun or anything else. It's only a hair color that can be changed by dye, lemon juice or sun light... Sometimes bad koolaid.

"Well since I'm a blonde and supposedly 'Stupid' by social standards, I guess I should drip over that table and end up fighting that brunette over there because we look different. Or, I could be the only person here with a definition and not an opinion"

by Shauna July 5, 2004