The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.
by IWouldGiveMyVirginityToBruce February 22, 2008
Get the Bruce Dickinson mug.You are in the wilderness with your lady. You build a nice, romantic fire to keep her warm and hand her a beer. She cuddles in for warmth. You accept and cuddle back. You are not romantic, this is a set up for an monumental Crème Brule (burnt cream) Dessert.
As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.
Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
As she feels warm and loved, you use this to your advantage and push for BJ by the aptly roaring fire. She cannot say no and begins to blow you like a Missouri tornado. As soon as you are about to bust, you pull out without telling her and unleash a thick, healthy splattering if jizz all over her face. Before she can do anything, you grab her head and hold it as close to the fire as you can so as to not burn her but rather for the jizz to gently harden over her face. Once she has been glazed over, you pull her away for the fire, let her cool a moment and gently tap the hardened jizz glaze on her face with your dick, not unlike a crème brule with a spoon.
Note – this does not have to be done with a fire, you can also use a radiator, hot plate, etc.
So I was with Mindy the other night. Took her out past Old Bear Road and down by Brawny Creek. Had a cooler full of Millers and started a nice campfire to get her twatt a soppin’. Worked like a charm. Next thing you know, she is sucking me off like a white collar criminal doing hard time with murderers. Well, I pull out my cock and drop a mother load of bag yogurt all over her unsuspecting face. Before she has a chance, I grab her, hold her close to the fire and glaze that jizz over her gub until it forms a nice little crust. Then I pulled her away to let her cool and tapped that crust with my cock till it cracked, like a fancy ass The Crème Brulee Dessert.
by madmarkfromthetdot October 11, 2012
Get the The Crème Brulee Dessert mug.Related Words
brule
• Brule's Ruled
• Brulene
• Bruler
• brulerian
• Bruless
• creme brulee
• Phlegm brule'e
• Cum Brulée
• flame-brule
Hey look its Braleigh! I love her.
by Bsdawg December 19, 2016
Get the braleigh mug.Homosexual branch running down to the DEO (DropEmOff) Branch of Homosexuality. You'll find this new meaning of gay and be welcome by fellow twins. They/Them/Twin/DEO
I've been watching Bruce for a while now and I'm starting to feel homosexual. Bartholomew - No Twin, That's Brucesexual. It's normal around here. GIFT TKG Profit a sub to support all Brucesexual
by DEODicktionary July 3, 2021
Get the Brucesexual mug.Superiour master of Kung Fu and other Wu Shu, the only "Hollywoodized" martial artist who ever came close to Bruce Lee's mastery of Kung Fu is Yang Sze (more commonly known as Bolo Yeung, he starred in a number of Bruce's movies, as well as the slew of Van Damme's kickboxing flix -- almost invariably as the bad guy.) Jackie Chan, Jet Li, and especially Brandon Lee, etc., did not come close.
Contrary to the haters' belief, Bruce Lee has had a number of high-publicity fights, including one with Bolo(although not taped.)
Bruce Lee's fighting style, and indeed his whole life, has lots of controversy around it. All that controversy aside, the success Bruce Lee attained cannot be forgotten.
Contrary to the haters' belief, Bruce Lee has had a number of high-publicity fights, including one with Bolo(although not taped.)
Bruce Lee's fighting style, and indeed his whole life, has lots of controversy around it. All that controversy aside, the success Bruce Lee attained cannot be forgotten.
by fM!phil May 28, 2003
Get the Bruce Lee mug.Bay Area suburban white gang that harasses minorities. Their innocuous tomfoolery includes vehicular manslaughter, assault and battery, extortion, armed robbery, illegal distribution of mind-inhibiting substances, contempt of court, purgery, and J-walking. This highly sophisticated gang funds its devious operations by selling overdue library books on the black market, extorting innocent tourists, and insurance fraud.
Jamal: Y'all be exceptionally vigilant tonight. Dem Bruce Brothers be lurkin on the streets!
Darius: Oh boy! Jeepers Creepers! I appreciate the info my brotha!
(Tyrone doesn't show up to class)
Terrance: Hey guys, have you seen Tyrone? Hopefully, the Bruce Brothers didn't get him.
Everyone: Oh no! Let's hope not!
Darius: Oh boy! Jeepers Creepers! I appreciate the info my brotha!
(Tyrone doesn't show up to class)
Terrance: Hey guys, have you seen Tyrone? Hopefully, the Bruce Brothers didn't get him.
Everyone: Oh no! Let's hope not!
by grassfedcowabunga January 15, 2023
Get the Bruce Brothers mug.by Santanacondones Or Sixcondone April 2, 2021
Get the brucedropemoff mug.