Browntooth

When you hve a friend that constantly has a Bluetooth headset in his ear, wait until he falls asleep, remove the headset, and drop a nice firm turd along his ear. Then go to another room and call his cell. There ya have it: Browntooth at work.

If Fayed doesn't remove that damn bluetooth earpiece soon, I'm gonna give him a Browntooth when he takes his disco nap.

by elhelmete October 18, 2008

brownsound

an amazing brown guitarist who makes sound from his guitar.
(not a wet fart)

Dude, that guy played like Brownsound!

by taylor54 April 27, 2006

browncoat

(verb)

To make a movie based on a TV show, largely due to the impressive number of enthustiastic fans.

Derived from the noun Browncoat (fans of the TV series "Firefly") and refers to the tremendous fan support and DVD sales that led to the film-version "Serenity."

(studio executive) "Arrested Development DVDs are flying off the shelf, and these postcards and emails from fans just keep pouring in. I say it's time we browncoat it."

"Due to Sex and the City's large, vocal fanbase, it was browncoated almost immediately after the show ended on HBO."

"If they cancel The Middleman, there will be such an outcry from fans that the studio may see the potential to browncoat it."
"How come Walker, Texas Ranger never got browncoated? Are Chuck Norris fans lazy?"

by Succatash October 10, 2008

Canadian Browncoat

When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.

Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?

by micah November 30, 2006

brownout

When you shit yourself at work and wife has to bring you u
New underwear

Jeremy had a brownout the other day and had to go home

by aj612345 January 26, 2010

brownworker

A person with an inflated sense of self importance who blindly follows societal trends often making them act with an inflated sense of self importance while being oblivious to how foolish they really are.

"Your ethoculturalcentrism is an affront to the very facets of what must be done to engage the..." began the tirade of the Jim who had become quite the brownworker over recent weeks.

by nroslm May 13, 2016

Brownsuit

Brown suit is similar to brown shirt but is meant to be used against someone who works in the private sector specifically. Though it is sometimes used against public sector workers like police, FBI, CIA, etc. It is generally used to mean people who are under "the man".

John is a brownsuit can't believe he let himself work for Amazon as an account.

by A neutral opinion June 19, 2021