by Michael battey May 23, 2005
Get the broseph mug.Synonym for bro or broseph. Play on NHL goalie Curtis Joseph. Especially relevant in a conversation with a bro that knows a lot about hockey (or knows who Curtis Joseph is).
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A bro with such an epic love for Xbox 360s, Keystone Lights, Dane Cook, and just, y'know, keepin' it real that the amount of broticity in his brostream has endowed him with a supernatural degree of unfettered power--thus turning him into a God.
Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.
Not to be confused with Brosef Stalin, which although respectable, is considered a lesser rank than the Broseidon.
Yea, you will fear me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Broseidon, Lord of all the Brocean.
by Butterknife April 11, 2008
Get the broseidon mug.Josephus (AD 37 – c. 100)(Joseph, son of Matthias) was a first-century Jewish historian and apologist of priestly and royal ancestry who survived and recorded the destruction of Jerusalem in AD 70. His works give an important insight into first-century Judaism.
Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.
Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
Since he was able to survive and record all this data, we know Josephus must have been a bro. So now, in today's society, it is common to relate Josephus to today's bros, combining the name and the term into one common term: brosephus.
Generally, this term is used to describe someone who is so incredibly bro, they are able to completely pack the double horseshoe and consume massive amounts of Nati light. Sometimes, however, the term is just used jokingly amongst friends.
"Hey, Brosephus, you tryin' to pack a tin right now?"
"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
"Yes, my fellow brosephus, I fucked her in the ass"
by Cisco Child February 5, 2009
Get the brosephus mug.Derived from the "bro"sensation, Brosemite refers to a close friend, preferably one close with nature, that is overall a chill bro.
by DoobieSauce227 August 25, 2010
Get the Brosemite mug.Your big game hunting bro, readily involved in politics, rocks a moustache and glasses while looking like a badass
Frank:"Hey Jack, who's that guy in camo you've been hanging out with?" Jack: "He's my Teddy Brosevelt, met him while hunting moose, he's a hardcore republican"
by Captain_Skittles May 1, 2016
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Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.
Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?
Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?
by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010
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