brolemic

A bulemic male.

Dan's so emo in his skinny jeans. He used to be manorexic, but he likes cake too much, so now he's brolemic.

by Newsha N December 17, 2008

Broetry

writings of bros by bros for bros put into one book that is often referred to as "The Bible of Bromocracy". It is filled with definitions of words that have been bro-created. Such words would be bromance, brosef, brotection, bro-b-que, and bromosexuality.

Hey have you seen the new edition to Broetry? its brotastic

by brosef Dan October 19, 2008

brosette

Female version of bro.

Jennifer: Hey!
Paul: Sup brosette?

by EnsiGeetard May 10, 2010

broleg

A man by the name of Oleg has been promoted. Usually because of his exceptionally poor wing man skills, or his equally terrible surfing skills. Or maybe even his ditching of all his friends to move to Miami. Either way, Broleg is boss,nso watch the fuck out.

Dude: Broleg!
Broleg: Fuck off.

by Brolimaga January 10, 2012

Broltimatum

When a man is forced, usually by his bro, to choose between said bro and his girlfriend. Usually found strictly in heterbrosexual relationships.

John gave me the broltimatum. He won't hang with me unless I skip out on date night.

by Bromaldehyde January 10, 2013

Brolemma

A highly difficult and conflicting decision or situation between two or more bros.

Dan told me to keep quiet about him making out with Steve's girlfriend but I don't know what to do! I've got a serious brolemma on my hands here.

by Jisonator February 25, 2015

Brolt

The act of quickly leaving a bro behind in a club so he has no choice but to go back to whoever the girl he's met's place. Thus increasing the chances of sealing the deal.

A broltee, if lucky, may end up catching up with their group should they know where the next stop would be (Take-away, taxi rank etc.) This is a gamble as the person being brolted on CAN end up stranded.

"Dude you looked like you were in there, so we got our brolt on."

"Dude, I can't believe you brolted on me last night. She bailed on me when I was getting my jacket."

by thatchrissmith July 28, 2016