broaming

Roaming urbandictionary.com with one of your closest bros for definitions of words that relate to bromance. Typically occurs between two high school boys who play football together and drink excessive amounts of brotein shakes.
Chances are these kids are enormous buttmunching douche bags.

Alex: "Brosef Stalin... check out this definition I found while broaming."
Kyle: "Watching you broam has given me a broner, broski."
Alex: "Let's hit the showers, Bro Montana."
Kyle: "Lay off man you are gonna make me bro cheese."
Alex: "Calm your self bro, the bro job hasn't even started yet."

by kyleandalexaregay November 26, 2009

Brojan Horse

A brojan horse is when a bro sneaks other bros into a party that they are not invited to. This usually happens through use of the "back door" method while the invited bro distracts the host.

Patrick: Hey dude, you wanna go to Melissa's party tonight, I heard it was gonna be off the hook.

Alex: Naw dude, I can't cause I wasn't invited.

Patrick: No worries, we'll just pull a Brojan Horse.

by BearRiver October 9, 2010

broham

a close buddy, compadre, smoking and/drinking buddy. a term of endearment between men to reaffirm heterosexuality

hey broham, throw me a cold one.

by Krisana February 24, 2004

Brohamas

Any tropical destination seasonally overrun by frat boys. Examples include but are not limited to the eponymous Bahamas, Cancun, Jamaica, etc.

I never go to Cabo this time of year, it's totally the Brohamas.

by Eric Van Sweden June 20, 2007

broham

Broham is actually pronounced brohym, its an irish slang turm for brother or friend, made popular by the irish mob.

Hey, whats up broham wanna knock-over a 7/11?

by patrick "big dirty" shane October 13, 2007

Brojaculation

When a man achieves such an intense broner, he ejaculates. All instances of brojaculation occur when two or more men are doing or viewing something incredibly manly together. This is the most extreme form of bromance, typically only achieved when the guilty party member is, in fact, homosexual.

Typically followed up with:

"Ahh man, now you're all wet!"

or, "Dude, lick that shit dry!"

Potentially Gay Party Member: "Watching A-Rod hit that homer caused me to achieve brojaculation!"

Obviously Straight Friend: "I only achieved a half mast broner."

PGPM: "Oh yeah, me too! I was just kidding *shifty eyes*

OBF: "Sure you were Enrique, sure you were. I think I'm gonna go like sleep on my back with like 5 pairs of tight/impenetrable underwear "

by Their Pseudonym November 25, 2009

brosam

Brosam is a term to denote any person who is Awake, Conscious and Aware or who is on possession of knowledge that others aren't. Brosam-ish is a term that describes vitriolic and condescending methods of sharing information.

I turned into a brosam when this uninformed nitwit posted a snopes link on my status!

by Brosam December 19, 2016