Briefcase Wanker

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.

You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021

bogan briefcase

Cask wine / wine sold in a cardboard box.

Dave: "Hey that dude walking over there looks pretty seedy."
Ben: "Yea, he is carrying a bogan briefcase"

by Aussie99 September 30, 2015

Scouse briefcase

A plastic shopping bag, likely to be from such supermarkets as ASDA or Netto. Used to carry a variety of non-shopping items, eg. books. Once they fall into disuse they can be seen blowing aimlessly in the wind.

(At an Everton match) "Get that Scouse briefcase off the football pitch!"

by Bruin Suiker April 19, 2010

Briefcase wanker

a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students

see him? hes a briefcase wanker!

by inbetweenerLover October 21, 2011

briefcase mong

A phrase commonly used to insult individuals carrying a briefcase and wearing a suit.

Jay: Alright briefcase mong?

Will: I am here you know.

by BriefcaeBoy May 16, 2011

brixton briefcase

A Mcdonalds/KFC burger box, as seen carried by every black male in Brixton

they all got on the tube stinking out the place with their Brixton briefcases

by howsyourdad April 18, 2006

A fart in a briefcase

A vernacular saying made popular during the 2010's to describe an unimportant blow hard that wears a suit in an effort to create gravitas.

I don't know who would ever take Joe Walsh seriously? Everyone knows he's just a fart in a briefcase.

by TeaPartea February 4, 2013