Skip to main content

Brewster

A small hamlet in Putnam County, New York. Population is about 2,000 residents (Census 2000), but is probably even larger now. The local school district and most of the Town of Southeast takes the Brewster name. The residents of Brewster are Westchester County refugees, and teens are obsessed over this non-existant clique.

Eventually, even Brewster residents will be overtaxed out of their homes and will have to move to Dutchess County to make ends meet.
Alright, who's going to Carmel for a beer run (thanks to "yeah, i live here" for idea.)

Brewster is filthy rich
by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff December 26, 2008
mugGet the Brewster mug.

punky brewster

pertaining to a teenage girl's fascination with kittens, rainbows, and fluffy things, even though she is of "fuckable" age
OMG! Mary Kate and Ashley are almost 18! They come off like they are all punky brewster, but I bet they already been deflowered.
by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003
mugGet the punky brewster mug.

Skonky Brewster

Stuck up, middle aged actor/ actress who's addicted to sleeping pills, bourbon, and whippets. Enjoying his/ her mid life crisis due to being molested by his/her male, middle-aged co-star from a sitcom that aired 30 years ago. He, she always wears burnt pantyhose from falling asleep with lit cigarettes. He's/ she's had his/ her stomach pumped 13 times from " Confusing" his/ her sleeping pills with Mentos. He/ she has a tendency to shoplift, he/ she smells like a distillery, and if you ever have a craving for a sundae, he's/she's right there with the whipped cream.
That stuck up ho is a Skonky Brewster.
Fran Drescher is a Skonky Brewster.
Brittany Spears ( Even though she's 11 years old with 17 kids named Bob)is a Skonky Brewster.
Russell Crowe is a Skonky Brewster.
Owen Wilson is a Skonky Brewster.
Heath Ledger is a Skonky Brewster.
Keifer Sutherland is a Skonky Brewster.
Hellen Hunt is a Skonky Brewster.
Winona Ryder is a Skonky Brewster.
by Ass Fucking Goat Queen March 1, 2008
mugGet the Skonky Brewster mug.

nice brewster

my buddy matt gersch has a friend with a dog named brewster.he took the dog to a friends brand new home and the dog took a massive shit on a marble floor.when we seen what his dog brewster did we came up with the saying nice brewster
that girl over there is pretty hot -nice brewster
by frank the tank February 25, 2005
mugGet the nice brewster mug.

Brewster

two words.............MEXICAN CITY
Need to get someone to mow your lawn come on down to brewster
by John aaron December 24, 2007
mugGet the Brewster mug.

Brewster's Millions

An excess of unused download-limit when nearing the end of the monthly billing period on an internet plan. Since it is wasted if it is not used before the end of the period, it generally results in a splurge of impulse-downloads.
Geek 1: "Hey man - I'm downloading five gig of Mork and Mindy. You want it when I'm done?"

Geek 2: "I like Mork, but five gig? Fuck me."

Geek 1: "I've got Brewster's Millions."

Geek 2: "Oh right. So, do you want six gig of Family Ties?"

Geek 1: "Sha-na-na-na."
by Muadgib February 2, 2009
mugGet the Brewster's Millions mug.

Brewster

I gave her a good old Brewster.
by KarliMyers June 23, 2018
mugGet the Brewster mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email