brendan may

A orangey , green bean , cute guy from Texas 💀

OMG HE’S A BRENDAN MAY 💀

by hEy646 May 24, 2018

Brandaddy

Brandaddy is a young intellectual asian person that has been looked up to by many generations. If you respect your grandad then you would respect Brandaddy too.

Gorl: Notice me senpai!
Brandaddy: If you want me to listen get on your knees and suck!

by magik school bus dropout January 14, 2022

Brendan

A brendan is a person who will always have your back. He will make sure you are fed and warm and angry all the time. He will probably like heavy metal, which will make you want to hide your face when you ride around in his car. A word of advice, the best time to get a ride from a Brendan is at 3 in the morning because he wont remember. He will almost always have a better solution than the one you came up with, and he will definitly think he is God. and he will also be a brendan supremasist. If you find one, do not tolerate his crap, but know that he's got you 100% so dont be mean for no reason, because it will hurt his feelings, oh! and one more thing, he never forgets a debt so make sure he knows that you have no intention of paying him back. A brendan is an honest and true friend so dont let him go!

guy- "Wow! that guys so brendan, he lent me $2.50!"the brendan- "I'l expect that back tomorrow, but I will give you rides wherever and whenever you want for free."

by dizzyheartsyou November 22, 2011

St. Brendan

High school in Miami full of pregnant girls and dumbass guys who swear they are the shit and look like fuckboys that catch the attention of the deperate hoey girls that fight over them

Hey bob did you hear about the girl that got pregnant at that high school?
Oh yeah she goes to St. Brendan

by JQuelin February 6, 2019

brendan's brick

A brick stolen from brendans house. usually a light coloured paving brick

Foxy stole brendan's brick.

by Captain Aus August 4, 2007

Brendan

He is beautiful and sexy but it does not matter because he is that one boy who will break your heart. His laughter fills the room and his childish smile is so cute. Brendan always chews the same gum, ten will be in his mouth at the same time. He is loved, was loved and will always be loved.

Brendan doesn't love me anymore, and it's killing me.

by Swagochung May 23, 2014

Brendan

What Tom Cruise called his penis.

Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."

by Bro0don September 9, 2006