by Toki + Hizo June 13, 2007
Get the brainmug. Grab your balls very tightly so that they squeeze together forming the image of....a brain. Then show it to another straight male and call him a fag and kick him in the ass twice.
Male 1: (pulls out testicals and squeezes them together) "hey Male 2, look over here."
Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"
Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
Male 2: (looks) "AWWW DUDE!!!"
Male 1: "THE BRAINS!!!! OMG you are such a FAG!! BEND OVER."
by Jiub June 11, 2006
Get the the brainsmug. by pmiller February 6, 2007
Get the brainmug. by MetagrossX March 22, 2013
Get the Brainmug. Word used by fat, stupid, lazy males to refer to oral sex. Since these men are not accustomed to using their brains and are entirely unfamiliar with this organ, they move this function to other parts of their body. This not only kills the reliance on the brain, but allows the man to continue killing this organ with beer, fatty foods and a lazy attitude.
"Good thing all this beer, burgers and sitting around all day watching football isn't harming my brain, since brain means blowjob!"
by osibisa November 21, 2007
Get the brainmug. i.)Freaky Girl by Gucci Mane
"She's a very freaky girl,
She get it from her momma.
First you get her name,
Then you get her number.
Then you get some brain in the front seat of the hummer."
ii.)joey: yo dude. this chick gave me the best brain last night.
billy: who??
joey: i dont even kno.
billy: how hot was she??
joey: about...two and a half.
billy: thats sick!!
joey: naw man. she did it PROPA!!
iii.)bob: oh my god, dont f&^% wit dat chick.
jim: y not?? she sexii as hell.
bob: she give bad brain.
jim: forreal??
bob: yea. the worst.
jim: wat happen'd??
bob: that s&*^ was slobbery as hell.
"She's a very freaky girl,
She get it from her momma.
First you get her name,
Then you get her number.
Then you get some brain in the front seat of the hummer."
ii.)joey: yo dude. this chick gave me the best brain last night.
billy: who??
joey: i dont even kno.
billy: how hot was she??
joey: about...two and a half.
billy: thats sick!!
joey: naw man. she did it PROPA!!
iii.)bob: oh my god, dont f&^% wit dat chick.
jim: y not?? she sexii as hell.
bob: she give bad brain.
jim: forreal??
bob: yea. the worst.
jim: wat happen'd??
bob: that s&*^ was slobbery as hell.
by Nunya Damnbidness February 17, 2008
Get the brainmug. When getting a blowjob, the dick goes so far in it tears the back of the throat and somehow manages to penetrate the brain
by DrFunkenstein April 30, 2010
Get the Brainmug.