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snow brainer

A blow job with snow in her mouth
Wow, that was a snow brainer.
by Gas_Duck December 17, 2014
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Smooth brainer

A slang used to call someone dumb, stupid, of low IQ, etc.

Origin: As the amounts of folds on the cerebrum of a mammal brain determines the intelligence of the being, having no folds would mean that they have on intelligence.
Ignore them, they're just some smooth brainers
by RAPHlEL March 15, 2023
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brainer kisser

someone who kisses girls who just gave brains(head)
yo,did you hear about Donald kissing that brainer
Yeah, He's a brainer kisser
by J frog November 1, 2008
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Brainer

When you're attracted to somebody primarily based on their personality and mind rather than appearance (although that does help).
"That thing you just said was so cute. I have an erection for you, but in my mind. I have a brainer."
by bobplate May 5, 2014
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brainer

A term students used in the 1990s. It's probably an evolution of the simular colloquialism browner.

Someone that is very smart and seems to excel at everything. The type that always seems to have some new project that requires exceptional intelligence to even plan, let alone implement.

The type a student will go to when they need serious help with a test/exam or project for a class they're doing poorly in. Although some may explain said subject in a way that that will have the person requiring help saying ‘in English please’, once they’re able to get on the same level with the person, a brainer can be a very valuable study buddy.
Person #1: Did you hear? Billy got Jimmy to be his partner for the big term assignment!

Person #2: Really? That lucky dog; Jimmy is a major brainer. With him as his partner, Billy is practically guaranteed an A!
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His video timer is such a brainer that he is leaving it flashing at 12:00 AM.
by Milt Alwin March 19, 2009
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No brainer

noun. A person (particularly a female) who will gladly accept head but wont return the favor. Most commonly technical virgins who aren't yet accustomed to much sexual behavior. (Or simply just a prissy bitch)
Kenny: Hey you know any females that give good head?
Eli: Ohhh! how bout Jessica? Dude, I heard that girl swallows!!!
Kenny: wtf? Oh hell naw man she's definetely a no brainer. and her dad's a cop..you got me fucked up dawg.
by jajkbnkn January 24, 2011
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