bottled

Another word used to describe the effects you are under when either drunk or high.

Steve: So what did you guys do last night?
Jimmy: Man, I can barely remember! We we're so bottled!

by pariso January 24, 2008

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bottle

Policeman in Cockney rhyming slang. i.e. Bottle (& stopper) = copper = policeman.

Scappa, there's a bottle.

by ô¿ô October 1, 2010

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To ram one's penis into another's eye.

Bottled my gf hard last night.

by CurtisSmehlers March 8, 2007

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Bottled

Internet slang/lingo for when someone gets tricked into going to the shock site bottleguy.com

You should have seen the look on Neil's face when he got bottled yesterday!

by Carabas - Lewl October 10, 2006

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The Bottle is death itself. It is a concoction of of things all compiled into one bottle. It has been buried under the ground for about 3-4 months. With things such as milk, soda, bacon, cheese, cat foot, piss, and a dead bird, the bottle is the worst thing ever.

The Bottle can also be used as a defense. (See example below)

That shit was so nasty it was almost as bad as the bottle.

If you kick me in the nuts again I will pour the bottle on you.

by ThePoonerBooner May 8, 2008

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