bottled

Another word used to describe the effects you are under when either drunk or high.

Steve: So what did you guys do last night?
Jimmy: Man, I can barely remember! We we're so bottled!

by pariso January 25, 2008

bottle

Policeman in Cockney rhyming slang. i.e. Bottle (& stopper) = copper = policeman.

Scappa, there's a bottle.

by ô¿ô September 30, 2010

bottled

To ram one's penis into another's eye.

Bottled my gf hard last night.

by CurtisSmehlers March 07, 2007

Bottled

Internet slang/lingo for when someone gets tricked into going to the shock site bottleguy.com

You should have seen the look on Neil's face when he got bottled yesterday!

by Carabas - Lewl October 10, 2006

The Bottle

The Bottle is death itself. It is a concoction of of things all compiled into one bottle. It has been buried under the ground for about 3-4 months. With things such as milk, soda, bacon, cheese, cat foot, piss, and a dead bird, the bottle is the worst thing ever.

The Bottle can also be used as a defense. (See example below)

That shit was so nasty it was almost as bad as the bottle.

If you kick me in the nuts again I will pour the bottle on you.

by ThePoonerBooner May 09, 2008

bottles

talking about a persons boobs

Your mamma has BiG bottles

by logtich January 07, 2007

bottle

When you fuck a bitch so hard in the ass you are able to stick a bottle into it.

Oooooo...bottle me baby.

by Loney March 03, 2009