Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 6, 2009

botaniholic

One who is addicted to gardening, growing flowers, working in the yard, and encouraging others to do the same. Will forgo other activities, including family outings, eating, sleep, etc. to be able to work with plants and flowers.

Mike spent hundreds of dollars to work in the yard this weekend while his family went to Disneyland. He must be a botaniholic.

by GlockLover May 22, 2010

Wiener boating

To make conversation in a rude and drunken manner. From the German, "weinerboten".

You've really got to stop wiener boating our waitress, or she's gonna cut us off.

by wakingrooster August 5, 2010

the Botting

An amazing beverage native to Grove City, PA. The Botting is 1/6 100 proof Rumple Minze Peppermint Schnapps, 1/6 100 proof Captain Morgan's, and 2/3 Dr. Pepper.

Dude, I hear that you can order the Botting at the local bars!

by Francisco Mota May 31, 2011

ho boating

The act of showing off specifically for the benefit of a member of the opposite sex.

"Dude why were you flaunting your curling skills back there?"
"I was just sweepin' 'n creepin' man, you know how i be"
"you were TOTALLY ho boating for Tiffany you slut"

by Kercher's Castle January 25, 2017

filthy botanist

When you rub poison oak, ivy, or sumac on your hands before giving someone a handjob or fingering. Used as a revenge tactic.

Amy realized Joel was cheating, so she did some yardwork and went filthy botanist on him.

by PRIDErunsdeep December 12, 2017

Choccy Bottie

A Bottie ( booty, butt, ass) filled with Choccy (some form of dark excretion, typically feces).

Typically occurs when an individual goes without wiping after using the toilet.

Guy 1: Hey man, I just had a dump in the toilet.
Guy 2: Did you at least wipe after?
Guy 1: No dude, there wasn't any toilet paper
Guy 2: Dude, you've got a Choccy Bottie now.

by W_N_C June 8, 2021