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Totes bonobes

An adjective that describes an action with a primary intention of becoming intoxicated by heavy consumption of alcohol and drugs over a short period of time whilst carrying out activities such as "rump rubbing", "penis fencing" and "GGing".
Look at that dude sleeping under a tree, he must have been fucked last night... that's totes bonobes!
by SecretChimp July 8, 2011
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boneser

a boner resulting from looking at or thinking about the semi-attractive character Bones from the show of the same name
Man, did you see that episode of Bones last night? I was holdin back a boneser the whole time.
by pdidls April 4, 2009
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bonosaurus

A dinosaur preferably a brontosaurus with Bono's head on it
EX: Jurassic Park would've been a rockin movie it there were more bonosaurus' in it.
by Iris Byrne December 27, 2007
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Boosey

1.The teacher gave me detention,that's so boosey!
2. That ugly girl said she's a model,that is so boosey.
by BUB May 10, 2003
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bunging a boose

The act of shoving a salty pretzel stick into one's urethra in such a fashion that it causes intense discomfort (or pleasure) in the recipient.
Jimmy: I saw Todd bunging a boose by himself. He left his window open. I'm telling his crush at school.
by swag_rabbit69 July 4, 2018
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Pro-bonofessional

The description of someone who does a ton of work, and somehow rarely or never seems to get paid for it regardless of reason. A professional volunteer.
Q: What do you do for a living?
A: I am a pro-bonofessional; I just wish it paid more.
by Generatorn February 20, 2011
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botosexual

1. a bot that is flirtatious, usually as a way to send you to a pay for porn site.

2. someone who responds to such a bot.
1. a_velvet_female: hey! What's up?
a_velvet_female: 20/f pics in my profile!
a_velvet_female: my website's at www.cutecupcake.com
hypatia: you're nothing but a botosexual.

2. anyone who responds to such banter postively
by Hypatia August 26, 2006
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