Lowest class, usually concentrated in poorer suburban areas of Australia. 'Thick-heads', yet super infated egos, bogans have very limited vocabulary, yet can be seen scorning others that use language or social skills that the bogan does not possess. Also, any extended period of non-comprehension, will lead to branding as UN-AUSTRALIAN (The bogan with super-inflated ego naturally sees themselves as the quintessential Australian.)
The bogan interprets others avoiding them (because of their "general unpleasantness") as fear of the bogans imagined POWER and MASCULINITY.
Their understanding of the world comes from the images imprinted on their visual cortex.
Do not put a bogan in a position where an opinion of philosopy, arts, literature etc. is called for.
Leave quiety and swiftly if you encounter the bogan, and if pressed, speak in the third person about cars that radiate "Bogan-ness". Utes are "working-class" and therefore to the bogan "higher-class".
{ situational construct }
A bogan if blindfolded and released in the centre of Beverly Hills, would stand aghast, and all of the amalgam of conflicting ideals inside the bogan mind, would cause instantaneous implosion, possibly creating relativistic space-time distortion, thus compicating things further.
If cornered further by "the bogan" which mistakes you for a friend:
--talk sex, drinking bourbon etc.--
Again in the third person, omniscient.
Observation, pointing, and commenting is best.
Leave A.S.A.P.,
The bogan interprets others avoiding them (because of their "general unpleasantness") as fear of the bogans imagined POWER and MASCULINITY.
Their understanding of the world comes from the images imprinted on their visual cortex.
Do not put a bogan in a position where an opinion of philosopy, arts, literature etc. is called for.
Leave quiety and swiftly if you encounter the bogan, and if pressed, speak in the third person about cars that radiate "Bogan-ness". Utes are "working-class" and therefore to the bogan "higher-class".
{ situational construct }
A bogan if blindfolded and released in the centre of Beverly Hills, would stand aghast, and all of the amalgam of conflicting ideals inside the bogan mind, would cause instantaneous implosion, possibly creating relativistic space-time distortion, thus compicating things further.
If cornered further by "the bogan" which mistakes you for a friend:
--talk sex, drinking bourbon etc.--
Again in the third person, omniscient.
Observation, pointing, and commenting is best.
Leave A.S.A.P.,
party person 1:
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you."
party person 2:
Fuck, I love Nietzsche
bogan: (party crasher)... what the fuck are you dumb pooftas talking about? I going to have to teach you to be a REAL MAN.
"Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you."
party person 2:
Fuck, I love Nietzsche
bogan: (party crasher)... what the fuck are you dumb pooftas talking about? I going to have to teach you to be a REAL MAN.
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"bi bodana hin do niji" or "말보다는 행동이지" is something that vigil from Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege says and means actions speak louder than words
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Get the bi bodana hin do niji mug.(Ref: Bougainvillea, a shrub with 'showy' flowers, compatible with the future occupants, the bogan Crown Princess Mary, and her less than energetic husband, Crown Prince Frederik
Part of the octagonal pile in the middle of Copenhagen, occupied by the Danish Royal Family, known collectively in the vernacular as Boganborg, or Amelienborg to the pretentious, and relating specifically to Bogan Villa, oops! Frederik V111's palace.
Part of the octagonal pile in the middle of Copenhagen, occupied by the Danish Royal Family, known collectively in the vernacular as Boganborg, or Amelienborg to the pretentious, and relating specifically to Bogan Villa, oops! Frederik V111's palace.
Recently refurbished for an immoral quantity of Kroner through forced donations courtesy of the tax system, and filled up with freebie art, and 22 loos, - which defies reason for a family of 3, but qualifies the moniker Bogan Villa.
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Get the BOGAN VILLA mug.A series of badly drawn cartoons by Alex Butera in which Batman (Baman) and Spiderman (Piderman) have non-sensical adventures. Even though the main characters are based off of superheroes, they are not strong or intelligent at all. In fact, one may call them retarded. Their bodies are fat and are sort of squishy-looking. The plot in each video makes no sense at all and may start with Piderman not knowing how to count to three and end with Baman in his house moving away. There are some minor characters such as Tuba and Pumpkin, who are semi-sentient beings. Consequently, this is one of the most hilarious thing ever to be created and put on the Web.
Sample from Baman Piderman:
P:"Baman, that was good song"
B:"Yeah, but you look confused"
P:"I'm going to go eat some cereal so I don't get confused"
(Tuba note)
B:"We forgot about Tuba! It's OK Tuba, you can be in the next band."
(Tuba note)
B:"I love you"
(Piderman appears on the ceiling. He is forest green)
P:"Hi, Tuba!"
B:"Why did you get green?"
(Piderman falls off the ceiling)
P:"I don't like cereal anymore."
(Tuba notes and Baman falls over doing cartwheels in the background)
P:"Baman, that was good song"
B:"Yeah, but you look confused"
P:"I'm going to go eat some cereal so I don't get confused"
(Tuba note)
B:"We forgot about Tuba! It's OK Tuba, you can be in the next band."
(Tuba note)
B:"I love you"
(Piderman appears on the ceiling. He is forest green)
P:"Hi, Tuba!"
B:"Why did you get green?"
(Piderman falls off the ceiling)
P:"I don't like cereal anymore."
(Tuba notes and Baman falls over doing cartwheels in the background)
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Get the Baman Piderman mug.A misleading term referring to speed, whizz or goey. It implies that such drugs are prevalent amongst the bogan community but, of course, true bogans can't afford those drugs.
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