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michael bolton

Derogatory term used by bicyclists or a bike shop employee referring to an office worker looking for a single speed bike or someone riding a single speed. This term is used because the rear wheel of a single speed is "bolted on", thus, Bolton. Also in reference to the movie Office Space and the character Michael Bolton. Person looking to buy a lifestyle in addition to a bicycle.
One bike shop employee to another bike shop employee, "Can you go help that Michael Bolton with the Bianchi Pista and ask him if he wants a matching messanger bag?".
by Clayton Coffelt April 7, 2008
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Bootronicles

A record of the astounding exploits of the amazing Bootytron. Takes place in Cutronia.
Have you read the Bootronicles? Man, Bootytron is HOT!
by monkeyface77 December 3, 2009
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boltonia

(bolt-own-ee-ah)
A flowering herb named for James Bolton, 18th century English botanist
James easy always brought the boltonia at tea time. With the flowers.
by K<3ENFam April 6, 2010
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Bolton

A rich little town in Massivetwoshits only known for having 495, a rich people golf course, the fair that isn’t even in Bolton, and a mediocre regional high school.
Person One: “Hey I’m going to Bolton later wanna come?”
Person Two: “Given the fact I don’t want to shoot myself, no. I don’t want to.”
by masshole19 July 3, 2018
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leon bolton

He is a lovely person who cares for anyone and is a babe magnet and gets all the chicks.

Never let that leon leave u alone
Have u seen that #leon bolton#
I wish he saw me
by Alexandre rebbecka December 23, 2017
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Jack Bolton

Jack Bolton is a daft cunt who has the body of a worm. Maggie is dead. Bessies dead. Roy and Liz argue. Sams gay. Dylans bent. Your dogs gone. Fishy. Trout face. Mattys fit. Fliss is not. xxx.
by Matty Liddle November 7, 2018
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Finn Bolton

a name given to someone who is a fag and an absolute dog cunt, normally has no friends and is not liked by most. suffers from hair loss, and lives in there brothers shadow
by bigboy sjsjdosj March 4, 2019
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