bottle

some people are just too lazy to type butthole.

i love ur bottle homie

by einosocool December 1, 2025

bottle it

When you're on the verge of doing something awesome but back out at the last second or fail to accomplish your objectives due to cowardice.

Whether it's gaining a sizable lead during a Street Fighter match but ultimately losing or posting an inflamatory response on the forum then deleting it are two common examples of how to bottle it.

Also see bottler.

Oh my god, he's going to bottle it... BOTTLER!

by TheFunPolice May 14, 2005

Bottle of smiles

A bottle of alcoholic beverage.

"I'm starting this weekend off with a 'bottle of smiles' and a liter of Pepsi!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 10, 2017

bottle in front a me

I'm gonna go to the bar for a bottle in front a me frontal lobotomy! Means l plan to get so drunk you will think l had brain surgery.

I wish I had a bottle in front a me.

by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2020

bottle of goof

A bottle of alcohol which is usually very cheap (Imperial Fortified Wine 750mL 20% alc $9.45) and is usually consumed by street people; who had gone and collected enough empty cans and bottles all day just to afford.

Hey Mikey what're you up to tonight?

I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .

take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.

by Cory Gadaboo August 9, 2018

bottle of water

The thing British people apparently say in a funny way.

British person: hey can i have a bottle of water?
american person: hahaha "bo'oh o wo'oh"

by gekk0lee July 13, 2021

bottle it

To lose courage at the last moment and not do something once intended to do.

Steve, "The 2017 China FA Cup Final was such a bottle show! SIPG can really bottle it."

Brandon, "What do you mean?

Steve, "I mean SIPG FC just gave up after conceding an unforgettable goal from Obafemi Martins. They just admitted to themselves that there is only one football team that represents Shanghai."

Brandon, "Yeah, SIPG bottle big matches better than anyone in the league."

by Only Shenhua Rep Shanghai July 24, 2019