by donttouchthat May 21, 2011

by Winter Valentine June 16, 2010

the extremely horrifying and disgusting STD or vaginal infection, tinting it to a bluish colour. blue waffles are usually lumpy and blistered. NSFW
by bobbybobb June 18, 2010

A battered or infected lady cake of blue or green colouring, often brought about by extreme rammage to the female taco with penis or similar device. Blue waffle infections area result of dirty skank whoreness of the smack head variety and are abundant in areas of extreme chav infections as well as areas high in whoredom.
Kurtis: "Hey Stevie I heard you had some blue waffles for a midnight snack."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
Stevie: "Yup. Vannah,lizzi, and amanda."
by Blue Waffle Chef April 16, 2010

do not ever google blue waffle you will die like fr you will never be able to use google again please just dont do it
by holygrail2016 March 3, 2016

Blue Waffle is disgusting vagina infection,caused by unsafe sex.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.
Symptom for infection is blue skin around vagina.Blue Waffle can cause pain in vagina and anus infection.
You should never google images of it.
by Matyu Sniper November 7, 2017

Verb.
When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
When someone accomplishes a difficult task that may be considered extremely or mildly grotesque, and is compared to the vaginal disease 'Blue Waffle'.
Tessa: What... what did you do to his ankle?
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
Tyler: Oh, you mean why it looks all fucked up? I blue waffle'd that shit.
Tessa: ...Ew.
by DefectCriminal January 13, 2011
