Took all your Jenga Blocks and left

When someone you trust uses their close personal connection to you (and their quick wit and resourcefulness) to deprive you of the few remaining items that bring you joy and dip.

Her: She took all your Jenga Blocks and left!
You: Oh, c'mon, it was just my chromebook and all of my friends, forever! haha!

by justspitballing February 17, 2023

Beat the Blocks

(A) Southern term for an ass whipping or whoping some ass. (b) Used to show level of depth for the act of doing something to soemone or something.

(A) That nigga was talking shit, so I beat the blocks off his ass.

(B) The chick's cooter was so tight, I had to take her back to the crib and beat the blocks off it.

by Allen Jonson July 23, 2006

up on blocks

the 28th day of a womans 'cycle'

she wouldnt let me fuck her coz she was up on blocks.

by jody October 30, 2003

Lego Blocks

when two people are always stuck up each others asses.

Katie and Jodi are major Lego Blocks

by harbour hop February 20, 2007

Back-blocks

Kiwi English vernacular for rural regions of bush and scrub land with farms and farmland being broken in. Usually difficult of access because only serviced by loose metal roads (gravel roads) that are narrow and dusty. Rough country farms with few and large paddocks inhabited by few people.

Not to be confused with back-block, which is the last paddock on the farm to have been broken into farmland.

The farm is in the back-blocks beyond Welsford (town in New Zealand).
Years ago Kaukapakapa was considered the back-blocks.

by RangiWiremuWakaJones June 7, 2020

cocks on blocks

crunch time, last chance to get something done.

c'mon guys, its cocks on blocks time!

by someoneathts December 7, 2009

on blocks

A phrase referring to an occurrence of menstruation (i.e. being on your period).

"Cmon honey, I've been thinkin about that sweet ass all day..."
"I cant baby, Im on blocks"
"So?? We'll double up the naughty towel!"

by Olaf the Black May 15, 2009