Cock blockade

A wall of males, similar to a small row of Roman legions, who take it within themselves to cock block all and every attempt of approaching males to contact a girl in their 20 foot radius. Usually seen in a nightclub setting, this phenomena is practiced mostly by men sporting sunglasses regardless of a lack of lighting.

Connected to the set of rules and guidelines known as "chivalry a-la-Jersey Shore", this act is accepted by guidos and guido aficionados in Jersey and Dearborn, Michigan.

Bro-cuz, this cat obviously can't tell by the amount of gel in our hair that the five girls standing eight feet away from us are our jurisdiction. Lets rally our 3 wallah bro-troops, put on our sunglasses, and enforce this cock blockade.

by MuckFichigan? January 7, 2011

guacage blockage

A sudden heart attack caused by eating too much guacamole.

Ben died of guacage blockage last night, becuase when Corey called 911 to report the incident, they thought it was a prank call when he said, "my friend ate too much burrito, and now has guacage blockage!"

by TZR September 27, 2005

blockah

This word could be considered as onomatopoetic, and is used to approximate the sound associated with the report from a firearm.

When I pumped three into his dome, my nine went blockah...blockah...blockah.

by Eryc May 13, 2005

Blocky McBlockerstein

A Female that blocks an individual from Instant Messanger for no aparent reason, usually to avoid possible ackward confrontation.

It is not understood if the Blocky McBlockerstein understands that the one who is being blocked is aware that they are being blocked. The Blocky McBlockerstein may not really care.

"Hey Blocky McBlockerstein, ya, I know you did it, whore!"

by chmcarro November 1, 2006

Blockatwo

A person that looks good from a block or two away, but look ugly up close.

She's Not Cute, She's a Blockatwo

by deep_larynx February 22, 2011

BlockAdBlock

A massage HTML code that is really shit to adblockers that they use blockblockadblock to block it.

BlockAdBlock is so gay I decided to block it.

by . ‍ February 15, 2019

blokay

Informal
Exclamation

Used to express agreement.
Linguistic equivalence to "okay" but in the language of Bluh, whereby every word follows the English dialect, but begins with 'Bl' (except for prepositions).

Dude 1: Hey dude, wanna go to the mall?
Dude 2: Blo, Blokay, Bligga! (Translates to, "Oh, okay, n!#@a!"

by BlandonBlawabi November 6, 2020