Black Friday

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 November 27, 2015
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Black Friday

A special occurrence when pay day Friday, the first day of the month(for benefits) occur on the same day.
Welfare Checks and Pay Day on the same day? I'm not going to Wal-Mart this Black Friday!
by tractordealer August 03, 2014
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Black Friday

THe real life version of the hunger games when after being grateful and stuff the day before on thanksgiving, you turn very greedy for a tv or a computer and camp out in a store for days.
Herp: hey are you going Black Friday shopping

Derp: yes let’s go camp now
Herp: yes
by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019
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Black Friday

The day after Americans are thankful for everything they go out and buy more things.
Rhoda went to the mall for Black Friday to go buy a swimming suit but when she entered the store she got trampled by all these people.
by lizzie12345678910 January 06, 2016
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Black Friday

everyday of the year if you're smart enough
God, those stupid so-called Black Friday deals are available everyday. Whats up with ppl who can't take a look outside retail mall stores? Who wait on huge lines for literally days when you can get the same deals online?
by Mimono Ooo November 26, 2010
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Black Friday

Bloodshed of thousands of Americans as they fight, maul, and scrape their way through stores to get the "cheapest" possible prices.
*example of Black Friday*
mom#1: (takes last toaster)
mom#2: "GIVE ME THAT TOASTER YOU CUNT!"
mom#1: "It's mine bitch, you'll just have to come back tomorrow where it's $3 more."
mom#2: "FUCK YOU!"
(fight breaks out)
by Dubiks November 22, 2018
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Black Friday

The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".
Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.
by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016
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