bjorn

1.to completely destroy or defeat past the point of ridiculousness.

guy a, "oh no an asteroid's gonna hit us!"
guy b, "planet earth is about to be bjorned"

by dimitrius bjorn November 21, 2009

Boerne Champion High School

A majority white school where hicks and boys pretending to be gangster crawl from the sewers. At this school your either the type who sits outside for lunch, or inside. Boerne Champion is known for its notorious vaping permitting zones, also known as the bathroom. Other smoking opportunities include, sneaking out into the woods by the ranch, and under the bleachers at the field. Champion houses many rich little snobs who will by no doubt, be holding the iPhone 12 by the time this gets approved. Another noticeable trait of this school would be the abundance of Trump 2020 flags.

POV: (Talking To Someone From Another School) (probably Tivy)
Them: what school do you go to
You: I go to Boerne Champion High School
Them: Cool
You: Did you hear we made it to semi-finals in football?
Them: I literally don’t give a fuck
You: ok
Them: walks away
You: walks back to your 2021 Chevy that daddy bought

by CHS Inmate 47892 November 18, 2020

Bjorn

Bjorn is perfect. He has beautiful blue eyes with soft, long, brown hair. Has the best abs and body. the best personality as well. He's very good at hiding his emotions. even though bjorn seems so perfect (which he is) he is the biggest douchebag I've ever met. he breaks girl heart's so easily because they fall for him so hard. by far the best kisser ever, and best at feeling you up. but don't be fooled, he talks so much shit about you behind your back, watch out. soccer is he main sport, but he also does some others.

perfect bjorn

by yes please bb February 14, 2014

Björn

1. Swedish word for bear.
2. A possible name for Scandinavian males.

Wow, that's a big and furry björn!

Björn Borg was good at playing tennis in the 70s.

by pwncopter January 15, 2013

Bjorn Gelotte

The Lead Guitarist of In Flames since 1998. What the that moron said below about Jesper being lead is wrong. Bjorn plays all the solos and lead riffs. anyway he's the best guitarist in Melodic Death Metal

Bjorn Gelotte owns you

by Zaiahownsyou February 3, 2010

Bjorn

Something like... "Urban Dictionary~ Bjorn; also known as that sexy, funny, awesome norwegian that makes Haley laugh. Hilarious, sexy, and just absolutely amazing, he likes to be a tease, but also can be romantic and silly at times. He's hot as fuck, even so that the sun would be jealous. One would be crazy or lesbian to not want to hit that. :I

Awesome Bjorn

by ThisChick November 29, 2012

Bjorn

A Dick with a mushroom haircut

Bjorn has mushroom hair

by wubafeet May 28, 2020