Ear biting

An act of foreplay that feels extremely good in a weird way

Guy 1: Yesterday my girlfriend did something extremely sexy.
Guy 2: What did she do?
Guy 1: Oh, just ear biting.

by Mick12 January 12, 2012

buying cotton

A fancy term used to describe yourself when doing nothing. It’s a term derived from the Southern part of the United States in the 1930-1960’s.

Hey what are you doing? “I’m buying cotton.”

by Airborne972 October 4, 2017

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

boner biting bastard

An insult similar to cocksucker. Originates from the song "Uncle Fucka," performed by comedians Terrence and Phillip" in the movie "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut." Considered more offensive than cocksucker in that it is a bit more graphic and calls the person a bastard, implying that the person either was born out of wedlock or is of questionable moral character.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!"
-Terrence and Phillip, "Uncle Fucka"

Jamal: "You're a cocksucker."
Evan: "Oh yeah, well you're a nobgobbler."
Jamal: "If you were a dinosaur, they would call you sucksalottacock."
Evan: "Well if your parents could name you again, they'd name you Isaac York-Hawk."
Jamal: "You spend more time on your knees than a Gregorian monk."
Evan: "Well you're a boner biting bastard."
Jamal: "Come on man, that was uncalled for."
Evan: "Yeah, I guess so. Sorry."

by Nicholas D March 15, 2009

Buying Frozen Peas

Coded phrase for: "Getting a vasectomy" since part of the post-operative instructions suggest you place a bag of frozen peas on the sight of the incision for the first few days in order to reduce swelling.

We've decided not to have any more kids, so I'm seriously considering buying frozen peas.

by Tagz January 19, 2011

Buying Textbooks

(adjective) {bahy-iung/tekst-books}
A sadistict torture ritual performed by most colleges and universities upon students. After paying a fortune in money they dont have for tutition, students are required to shell out more for "required reading material" they will never touch because they have the internet. The act of purchasing these books is easily comparible to smacking ones-self in the face with a brick. buying them offline is a know way to ease the pain of buying textbooks, but its still a pain in the a**.

Person 1: "what are you doing"
Person 2: "buying textbooks for school"
Person 1: "use amazon, and heres a brick- it might make things less painful"

by Vanderhouvvven January 16, 2011

buying the bickle

buying the bickle is when you're purchasing a piece of merchandise/food/any item that was referenced or in some way involved in a piece of media. the term comes from a /k/ poster buying the travis bickle hidden gun mechanism seen in Taxi Driver

"did you see Jerry's new beemer?"
"yeah...he was riding it around while wearing the Drive jacket...talk about buying the bickle"

by sneedp May 25, 2022