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Bishops Castle

Bishops Castle, a very small ''town'' with a high concentration of loonytoons due to its isolated place in the space time continuum.

For genuine 1970's material/furniture/thought processes, a great place to visit.

Locals dont take kindly to strangers.....so dont stand still too long, or they may, in their drug addled, pot induced haze, lynch you
Bishops Castle is stuck in a timewarp.....set TARDIS to 1970 and see for yourself.

Beware single mums.....they're always on the lookout for new sperm donors!
by lovelylocalities June 21, 2011
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Bishop Lamont

The man who will save the West Coast and lay that Dirty South crunk bullshit to rest. With Dre behind him he will be a very large success. As he says in a very ill song "No Stoppin Carson"

"The CPT hook up with Carson DA on the map now the whole hood hoppin, Dre got my back so there ain't no stoppin"
Yo dog, you listen to Bishop Lamont? His shit runs deep.
by WESTSIDEBESTSIDE January 23, 2009
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bishoujo

A word popularized by Japanese animation that means 'pretty girl'. Also shortened to 'bishou'. Used to describe an attractive anime character. (females only) ^__^
That chic from SailorMoon is so hot! What a bishoujo/bishou!
by BlackTwilight October 6, 2003
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Stinking Bishop

A cock that secretes a profuse amount of knob cheese.
A: Dude check it out it's Stuey B!
B: What a stinking bishop
by Heli February 21, 2005
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bishop in a turtleneck

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch
"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."
by kith September 12, 2004
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Bash The Bishop

To masturbate the male penis. A reference to the similarity of an erect penis to the shape of a classic Bishop chess piece.
Bash the Bishop: "I caught my little brother bashing his Bishop for the first time yesterday"
by snakehands July 7, 2010
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Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".
"as the actress said to the bishop"
by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005
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