Birthe

Birthe is the word for the hottest chick on earth. Tall, blond and freakin attractive. If you go for a Birthe be prepared to have the best night ever.

Guy A: Men, last nite I had to choose between Pamela, Paris and Birthe.
Guy B.: What did you do?
Guy A: I took all of them but Birthe was deinately the hottest.

by Polaboy April 9, 2011

after-birthers

citizens who have totally had enough of "birthers" and are ready to end that shit now

Join the "after-birthers movement" now, you know who we are after.

by donym August 4, 2009

Birthentinesary

When someone’s birthday, anniversary, and Valentine’s Day all land on the same day.

Great. Now I have to get her 3 separate gifts for her Birthentinesary. And just after Christmas, too.

by Colt35 February 3, 2023

birthers

Birthers are criminally insane, low-IQ conservative religious fanatic, wide stanced, knuckle dragging morons who believe that Obama's parents knew he would be president when he was born and had a fake birth certificate made up indicating he was born in the U.S.

Glug...glug...yuk...yep, i reckon that filthy neeger was born in Kenya and his salt and pepper folks knew he was da anti-christ way ahead of time. Hey! Who are ya callin' birthers?

by Running out of patience October 6, 2009

birthed

What happened to the Crazy Cat lady Aimee

When Aimee was Birthed it meant the end of the world was near

by beautysdeepsecret January 30, 2017

Birthentinesaversary

When your birthday and anniversary falls on Valentine's Day and you don't feel like writing three different words so you created a big one.

1. Happy Birthentinesaversary Day mom!

2. I hope you have a horrible birthentinesaversary day.

by Rotten Sand February 6, 2023

birthend

a weekend celebration of the day of the birth (i.e the day you escaped your mother's wretched womb and escaped out of her vagina) because your birthday happens to fall on a weekend, usually Friday thru Sunday, but could be extended due to holidays, such as the birthend. Someone independently wealthy or at least pretty-much employed even extend it to a birthmonth.

"This weekend is my birthend, so I plan on being intoxicated all weekend, including MLK day because of the holiday."

"I'm hoping to get laid this weekend, since its my birthend and all."

by Duffgirl January 24, 2012