BILF

Baby I would like to fuck.

"Dude I saw a stroller today and wanted to fuck that baby. That was a BILF."

"That baby has such luscious loins, what a BILF."

by BallinBalla99 July 9, 2009

bilf

Beaner I'd like to fuck

"Hey, check out that bilf by the taco stand"

by Jose Miguel Sanches August 18, 2006

bilf

butt i'd like to fuck

I'm gay, do you by any chance have a BILF?

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

bilf

bottle id like to fuck.

"dude that gatorade bottle is one hot bilf!"

by volcomon December 29, 2007

BILF

Baby I'd Like to Fuck

Lets go to the hospital to check out the fresh BILFs

by 2D Unit March 2, 2008

BILF

Baldy I'd Like to Fuck

"Dude, Nick Thompson from Hit The Lights is such a BILF!"
"IKR!?! OMFG and what about Mat Love from Mercy Mercedes? NOMM!"
"Ahh, Matt's such a BILF too!"

by tFTW June 24, 2009

BILF

This acronym usually refers to a Boi (as in the gay type - refer to boi) I (would) Like (to) F*ck (as in have sex with).

The connotation of boi implies that the one saying bilf is not a boi. Or in other words is not straight.

So basically, when a "straight" guy refers to a gay guy as someone the former would like to have sex with.

This is a definition that breaks gender norms and has been used among straight buddies, and has been accepted as a norm, regardless of its context, sarcastic or serious.

The straight guy points at the hot gay guy in the club and tells his buddy, "Hey there is a BILF!" His buddy laughs and concurs.

by theseducer April 13, 2009