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bitchedry

n.

1. the practice of exploiting another human's action(s) in an argument by insisting that the action(s) were harmful, when they were in fact benevolent, unrelated, inconsequential and/or warranted.

2. referring to an instance of self-entitled grievousness, usually in an effort to feel validated in an emotion and most often practiced by shoppers, patrons, children and liberals.

3. referring to the philosophically-observed decline of social proficiency in children of the 21st century due to misplaced upbringing.
"Son, there is no argument and I will refuse to tolerate your bitchedry."

"I think my table complained to the manager about the eggs. I'll have to convince her it's just entitled bitchedry."

"It is the knowledge of when to be content and the wisdom to take advantage of the right opportunities as they come along that undermine bitchedry before it becomes a part of the living being's character."

"The bitchedry of the modern child is due to the dwindling prevalence of deterrent physical punishment."
by zailroy June 7, 2016
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Bobby O Bitched

One is "Bobby O Bitched" when they are acting like they know what they are talking about, usually in politics, and they are in turn absolutely grilled slammed and served by another person who actually does know what they are talking about. Usually after being "bobby o bitched" the opponent has no choice but to admit they were wrong.
Beth: Im not gonna vote for Murray cause she lied a lil bit bout Rossi on TV.

Anders: I would never vote for Rossi, Murray all the way.

Beth: Your ignorant.

Anders: No your ignorant. I don't care if she lied. I care how she votes in congress. How she represents me with her votes. And due to the fact that I am not ignorant I go and look at Patty Murray's voting record. Because her voting record is quite frankly all that really matters. And do I like the way that she has been voting yes I do. But go ahead vote for Rossi, maybe if you get to meet him he will be truthful about whether he likes you. Let's just hope thats all you want from your elected senator.

Beth: Wow I guess your right. I just got bobby o bitched.
by idontplay October 21, 2010
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Bitched out

The state of being so disillusioned with the idea of forming a successful relationship with a woman, that you can't be bothered even trying.
"Man. I've been getting really good vibes off (insert woman's name here) but I still feel really bitched out"
by nick October 5, 2005
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Get Bitched

When a male player shoots another male player so hard, he changes sex upon death.
“I killed the enemy. GET BITCHED!”
by TheRealLoki October 11, 2019
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Bitched

Similar to owned. When someone else proves you wrong, slaps you in the face, beats you at something.
Did you hear about when Lizzy slapped Connor?

Yeah dude. He got bitched. It was awesome. He totally deserved that.
by Jmuffin May 5, 2009
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bitched

when a guy does some unneccessary shit for a girl beause he thinks it will help him get some pussy even though evryone knows there is no chance of that happening
when hersh was taking the sats, steph called and said "hersh my vagina is bloody, bring me a tampon" so hersh got up, went to a&p, bought some tampax, brought it her, and left. then two days later, after hersh finishes doing all of stephs homework, and finishes walking her dog and cleaning up its shit with his bare hands, he is at his grandmas funeral when steph calls and says, "hersh im done with this tampon, come throw it out for me. hersh runs to his car, goes up in the bathroom grabs the tampon, rubs it on his cock because that is the closest his cock will ever come to her pussy and then throws it out.
by south side playa April 3, 2005
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all bitched up

Extremly excited-horny
Damn it, I'm all Bitched up, I need to find a man to put the boots to me!
by LB May 6, 2005
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