Biassed

The property of having such an enormous butt that for all practical purposes is actually 2.

Anthony: OMG, have you seen the new substitute teacher ?!?

Max: Yes!

Anthony: Dude, its not cool, I think she's biassed, she was sitting in two chairs instead of one!

by Aivalleb September 15, 2009

asstric bypass

process needed to remove someones large posterior, similar to gastric bypass

That girl has got one big ghetto booty, she could use an asstric bypass

by tonyhowe May 22, 2008

mona bypass

Uppaaaaaaaa

Upaaaaa mona bypasssssss

by Belfastbabe April 16, 2017

Triple placebo pneumatic bypass

If any human being becomes too self-aware of their brain's functions, such as the reflex arc or the chemical reactions in their brain, their brain deterioates, scrambling every nerve ending in the body before shutting down. This is the worst pain known to man; the triple placebo pneumatic bypass.
Some say this is what the matrix does when it looks like one of its captors are going to break away.

This can also occur when a human being spots a glitch in the Matrix, e.g- George Bush Junior being re-elected.

Doctor- I'm sorry... We couldn't save him.
Parent- One minute he was fine and then!... What was it?
Doctor- A triple placebo pneumatic bypass. I'm truly sorry.

by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

bypass

Bypasses are devices which allow some people to drive from point A to point B very fast whilst other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people of point B are so keen to get there, and what's so great about point B that so many people of point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.

"What do you mean, why's it got to be built? It's a bypass. You've got to build bypasses."

by Aaronak January 14, 2005

bitassy

bitch ass pussy; person who talks shit but cant back it up

Ya, homeboy over there is a straight up bitassy, talkin his shit and cant back it up

by Ms gOoDieS April 10, 2005

bigass onion ring

the process of trying to eat a bigass onion ring or a type of deep throat or you throw down a reverse card in uno and say bigass onion ring bitch

damn bro she bigass onion ring his dic or i just got bigass onion ringed

by enzo----________-----___------ March 15, 2019