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Generally an asshole from the Boston area known for his chameleon like ability to change hair color at any given time. A man who is not afraid to crawl under his boss’s desk to keep his job or just for something to do. Feared by most due to his passionate talk of cock meat sandwiches and his love of sharing bars of soap with men at the local truck stop. A jackass that coworkers join together to laugh at his inability to spell the simplest words even with spell check at his finger tips and at any given time has at least two people ready to scissor kick his dumbass in the back of the head for being a complete douche bag.
Guy 1: Did you see the way that asshole Bill was looking at us?
Guy 2: Yep, we should scissor kick that douche bag in the back of the fucking head!!!!!!!
Random guy: Hey you with the leopard colored hair.
Bill: what’s up?
Random guy: How would you like a cock meat sandwich?
Bill: YES YES YES!! I would love a cock meat sandwich
Guy 2: Yep, we should scissor kick that douche bag in the back of the fucking head!!!!!!!
Random guy: Hey you with the leopard colored hair.
Bill: what’s up?
Random guy: How would you like a cock meat sandwich?
Bill: YES YES YES!! I would love a cock meat sandwich
Bill by BigBlack999 February 15, 2010
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Bill
The male equivalent of a Karen. He gets the kids after the divorce, he is a soccer dad, he is 100% gay and realized it after 3 kids but won't admit it and asks for the manager when his salad has a piece of lettuce out of place. He is a real pain in the ass and blames everything on you. He is such a dick because he raised his kids "right". Steer clear of Bills and Karens and all costs. They will call the cops on you for invading their space bubble and will try to get a restraining order on your kid when your kid tells their kid they are going to turn out exactly like their parents and allegedly "put hands on their child" . when in reality Bill's who famiy is a line of nut jobs that don't fall far from the tree.
"Dude, did you see that guy yelling a the manager after the soccer game with his three kids?"
"Yeah, he's a total Bill man."
"Look at that lady over their screaming for a manager, what a Karen."
"They're PERFECT for each other, but God bless their kids if that ever happens."
"Yeah, he's a total Bill man."
"Look at that lady over their screaming for a manager, what a Karen."
"They're PERFECT for each other, but God bless their kids if that ever happens."
Bill by thicbootysonly April 23, 2020
Bill
A person, most usually male, that meanders about office spaces looking to harass nice women in the form of absurd comments and uses random and inane approaches with the hopes of enticing his prey into his lair - this is always met with failure and rejection, but somehow manages to excite and energize this person into starting the vicious and vain attempt again.
Quiet, here comes Bill.
bill
To coerce someone into participating in an activity by simply saying "alright let's go" or "you're coming". Such tactics may only work on the weak-hearted or non-confrontational people. Do not try this strategy on someone with a short fuse. This path may result in a swollen lip. The term is derived from ancient Greece, were the philosopher Plato used his strength in the area of rhetoric and persuasive speech to talk a young man into taking part in the town orgy. Historians and ancient Greece enthusiasts insist that this gentleman's name was Bill. However, according to dental records and carbon dating he went by William. To make the term more relative to modern times, it was changed to "billed" because "williaming" someone just sounds retarded.
Dude, I totally didn't want to come to this Goatse Gone Wild exhibition! I wish I wasn't such a vagina so y'all wouldn't bill me so much!
bill by Chase Reynolds January 6, 2007