Beatrice

Beatrice may be the most shy and the cutest girl you'll ever know.. and also the most dirty minded one.

- Beatrice is so cute!

by 2210002- November 21, 2021

Beatrice

She is super nice and always cares for those around her. She is always there for you and always right. She wants to a boyfriend that is caring and supportive just like her. Once you find a beatrice keep her close to you, never let her go, and always try and make her laugh. She's a great girlfriend and one of a kind she is the best person to hangout with. Anyone with the letter E means they are meant to B.

Beatrice is so nice
Beatrice is a perfect girlfriend
Beatrice is the best

by RandoABC February 16, 2022

betterkevin

the act if being just 10 quadrillion times better than anybody named kevin.

Kevin: Im so much better than you no cap.
Person who is better than kevin: IM BETTERKEVIN!!!!1!!1!1
Kevin who is worse than Person who is better than kevin: OMG!1!!!1! NO WAY HOW?!??!?!?1!?!!??/1/? IM GOING TO DIE OMG OMG OMG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *dies of being worse than Person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

betterkevin

THE ACT OF BEING BETTER KEVIN

kevin: IM BETTER NO CAP
PERSON WHO IS BETTER THAN KEVIN: NO IM BETTERKEVIN
kevin: WHAT NO WAY HOW OMG WHAT IM DEAD NOW AHHHHHHHH *explodes because he is worse than person who is better than kevin*

by betterkevin July 9, 2022

Sound-powered phone batteries

A fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the U.S. Navy.

Corporal Dodson: Colonel, the phone died.
Colonel Watts: Go down to the Supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
Corporal: Sir, yes sir!
Watts: *chuckles*

by Intelligence001 June 24, 2016

Betteridge's Law

A parodic scientific law stating that any headline ending in a question mark can safely be answered with "no." Extremely useful in this age of clickbait.

Clickbait: "Did this man cure cancer by spreading dog shit on his face?? The answer will amaze you!!"

Smart guy: "No. If it was true then it wouldn't need the question mark."

Clickbait: "But don't people enjoy suspenseful headlines?? The answer is astounding!!"

Smart guy: "Betteridge's Law." (Keeps scrolling.)

by the Avenger of Lost Souls July 14, 2016

ur mom eats wired batteries

A word to use as a comeback in awkward scenarios or whenever you want!

Hey, what are you eating for lunch? "Ur mom eats wired batteries."

by hotties 2.0 fan account January 14, 2022