Berny

A person who can not keep his phone intact for more than a month
Always claims he will keep the next phone intact
by Simisimidimi May 02, 2019
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Bernieing

A sacred rhythmic dance that involves tilting your head back like a nose bleed coming through. While performing this dance, if it isn't about money, then it most likely won't concern you.
In my space time I enjoy playing checkers, writing poetry, and Bernieing.
by ConnieBuns March 08, 2011
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Bernied

When one has fallen victim to a ponzi scheme, or having been ripped off; much like being burned, or jewed out of something, but with a Bernie Madoff twist.
I got ripped off thousands of dollars of inheritance when my maniacle sister convinced my 92 year old Aunt in her final days that I was not worthy to receive my full inheritance. Man, I got totally Bernied!!
by Angry Little Man October 18, 2011
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Berny!

The Most Amazing Person In The Whole Entire World! :)
He Doesn't Care What Other People Think About Him :)
He's Really Sweet, Caring and AMAZING! :)
by Taz :D June 29, 2011
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bernie

to take a dump at the exact same time everyday without fail. With that day's newspaper in hand.
Mike comes to work at 9am and takes a bernie at 915am.
by frank mustafa November 18, 2007
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bernie

bernie: , to dig up your dead friend and party with them all night long..

also known as corpsing or corpsey...
david:yo shit dude that party last nite was totally bernie

john: yeah pass me the shovel have to put the bernard back before the cops get here
by TAMPABAYLINNIE May 03, 2010
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bernis

by Anonymous March 13, 2003
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