Caleb Beast

A person who is named Caleb who has a sexy body, is strong, fit, and gets all the ladies. Also another name for the ancient Roman Pimp God.

"Look at that Caleb Beast bench pressing 3 babes"

by Thecalebbeast May 20, 2009

beast wrestler

The worst video game ever made. Plus it's bad luck. If you rent it, you will die shortly after.

I rented Beast Wrestler and all i could do is lay on the ground and get tail-whipped by my opponent.

by The Todd October 12, 2004

Bung Beans

Hemorrhoids. The flaming, engorged and thrombosed variety.

After years of vigorous anal sex, she was left the worst case of bung beans ever witnessed by the medical community.

by Dick Onchin August 9, 2020

sleep for beans

not having been able to sleep, not sleeping enough.

im so tired, i didnt sleep for beans last night

by MasterTurbo June 24, 2015

jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Beanscrape

When someone is being an IDIOT you call them a beanscrape.

Shut the fuck up Caiwyn / Rhys you fucking beanscrape.

by ¿que tal? March 24, 2021

Backside beans

Small nuggets of poop that are about the size of a small grape, and that usually come out one at a time. Named so due to their round shape and small size.

"Ayo some dumb fuck left backside beans in the urinal! What the actual f-"

"Honey! Someone left backside beans on our porch... AGAIN..."

by Suckmytoes_77 August 16, 2021