binger

Noun
Informal + offensive : a foolish or stupid person, generally a politically motivated corrupt lawyer.

Verb.
To fuck up utterly

Binger completely bingered the case.

by adoorajar November 15, 2021

binger

A full chamber of marijuana smoke inhaled from a bong. The act of ripping a binger is widely practiced.

Bill rips mad bingers.

by Dickie J. November 20, 2002

Bingering the Witness

When the prosecutor knows the defendant is innocent of all charges but goes and ahead and tries to get him convicted anyway by asking inane questions, such as questions about playing Call of Duty or "exploding" hollow-point bullets, while the defense is failing to make any objections.

The prosecution's case was proven false but the prosecutor was desperate for a conviction and started bingering the witness.

by MAGAForeverer November 15, 2021

Binger

A ridiculous looking man who says ridiculous things with a straight face

That binger just said “why would you run toward a fire? There’s fires all over the place.”

by Let’s Go Binger November 15, 2021

Binger

Adjective

Flaccid, lacking in use, incapable

Usually referred to when talking about male genitalia

Jenny: I wish I could have sex with my husband but we can’t.

Becky: why can’t you?

Jenny: I thought my husband was a Rittenhouse with a schlong, but he has a Binger!

by The Anti-Binger November 15, 2021

Binger

A flaccid penis. Completely useless. A job for Heels Up Harris.

Kamala really helped him get his Binger up.

by HalfRepBrian November 15, 2021

Binger

1. A failed erection (i.e. an unintentional flaccid penis)

2. Commonly confused with a soy infused femboy prosecutor who enjoys larping as Alec Baldwin inside courtrooms.

"Did you lay that pipe last night?"

'Nah, I drank too much and caught a binger.'

by 1776Spirit November 16, 2021