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carson beerbower

Hot guy if they are born in 2006
Carson Beerbower is a hot guy
by Jake errands October 14, 2021
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BeerBerg

The floating ice formed in a frosty mug of beer.
Wow! That mug of beer has some tasty looking beerbergs afloat!
by Beer head December 4, 2009
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Beerboarding

The fun but slightly dangerous process of drinking beer while snowboarding.
Owwww my head hurts, I ran into a tree beerboarding.
by Mcfly22 May 7, 2009
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Beerble Thumper

Beerble Thumper (beer-buhl-thuhm-per)
Noun: (1) an overzealous advocate of craft beer fundamentalism; (2) an overly enthusiastic or aggressive exponent of craft beer.

Slang: beer douche.

Any conversation with these people quickly leads to them explaining every little detail about the beer they, you and anyone in sight is drinking and how they have forgotten more about beer than you will ever know.

The conversation is usually finished by them inferring that you should respect the beer and appreciate that you have been given the opportunity to drink it, or worse, collect it and stare at it.
Guy #1: Dude, thanks for saving me from that conversation.

Guy #2: No worries, it looked painful.

Guy #1: Yeah, that dude immediately jumped into how the beer i was holding was a limited release IPA that was brewed in the traditional style with non-traditional ingredients. He wanted to know if I could pick up the subtle notes of Pine Thistle on the transition.

Guy #2: Fucking Beerble Thumpers.
by ErikBoles December 26, 2011
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Slabtano Beerbelli

An agender satanic Spanish demigod reprobate persisting in the sex dungeons of Dunvegan Castle. Despite their primary adobe containing an pungent air of masochism and Doc Marten's AirWair Shoe Polish, their testicular region is best described as an utter depravity cavity. However, this proves useful for traffiking face moisturiser in from their homeland of Colombia, West Broadford. In 1957, they collaborated on a YouTube vlog with Escablo Pablogar, the infamous blimp. Their favourite food is Eminem, the famous German whisky brand. Is a proud member of the GDA (Ghandi Depreciaton Association) and potentially the zodiac killer, however, further citation is needed. Can often be found deep within the hallowed fallace of Ninn Foakes, just outside Sleat, Mexico.

Despite their apparent and persistant abstinance due to their depravity cavity, they have been known to perform coitus to their friends' sisters.

Quite attractive.
"Man, you're such a Slabtano Beerbelli."
"Oui."
by Binn Soakes September 17, 2018
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Beerbs

Man breasts which are the result of drinking too much beer.
Oh my, Adam has a couple of beerbs now instead of nice, firm pectorals, because he has been drinking so much beer!
by Lauren L. January 21, 2008
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Beerberry

Strawberries are berries grown on straw.
Cranberriesare berries that cranes love to eat.
Blueberriesare berries which color is blue.
And so your belly is ...
Beerberry

Berryberry is a berry filled with a lot of beer.
I've been spending too much time at bars lately and getting fat. Look at my belly, it's a "beerberry."
by Sachie Kanda February 14, 2008
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