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Johnny Bench Called

A way to infer that a woman has an old worn out vagina. The full phrase would hypothetically be "Johnny Bench called, he wants his catcher's mitt back."
My girlfriend: "I told you 23 times to pick up my dry cleaning and take out the trash!!!!"

Me: "Johnny Bench called..."

My Girlfriend "What does that mean?"

Me: "What?"

My Girlfriend: "Who is Johnny Bench?"

Me: "Whats my Jdate password?"
by Art_Vandalay July 15, 2010
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Beechomp

A rare and mysterious cross-bred, interspecies insect that is part butterfly, part bumblebee, part bat, with vampire-like fangs. It flies like butterfly and stings like a bee, and sometimes drinks your blood.

Can also be used to define an extremely annoying person who is mostly clueless as to how extensively irritating they truly are but at the same time has a heart of gold. This combination of personality traits makes it really difficult to just shun the person because you'll always feel guilty in the long-run about having rejected said person. You love them, you hate them.
"Oh no! Here comes Buffy! She's the biggest BEECHOMP ever but you gotta give her credit for making it to the Children with Cancer and other Ailments Fundraiser after being hit by a car the day before yesterday, and despite a broken leg! Look! She even made cupcakes and scones! You gotta love her, hate her!"
by StarBelly Sneetch September 22, 2011
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bench racing

1. To discuss the possible quarter-mile elapsed time (E.T.) of a car based on a list of modifcations or horsepower estimate.
2. To discuss the estimated output (in horsepower) of one engine versus another based on lists of modifications done to each engine.
3. To discuss "which is faster?" or "Which would win in a race?" between two cars, based on 1 and 2 above.
Enough with the bench racing you stupid no0bs!
by The Hazer September 25, 2005
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Benchkri

A mix between a benchod and bakrichod (my two favourite words!). Usually involves a guy shagging his own sister and a sheep (or goat) at the very same time!
Dips - Oh Dan you are such a benchkri
Dan - Yeah Dips I love my sheep too ;)
by Dips112 May 28, 2008
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Wench Bench

(Used in the context of the Viking Table).

A gathering place for women who are either associated with, related to, or attached to a member of the Viking Table. Ordinarily, it will be a wooden, metal or plastic bench in the same general area as (though not considered part of) the Viking Table. Discussions at the Wench Bench, while determined by its occupants, are generally centered around topics of feminine interest and would be of little interest to men at the Viking Table.
Horst, if you mention Oprah Winfrey at the Viking Table again, you'll have to join the ladies at the Wench Bench.
by rabidraptor July 25, 2010
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Beech Creek

A tiny little po-dunk town in Clinton County, PA. Famous only for the wings at The Beech Creek Hotel.

Popular hobbies include romancing the local sheep population, shooting anything that moves (or not) and trying to match all of your vehicle's accessories to your dirt bike or snowmobile. Tourists come to the area to drink, beer, drive through the woods on mining trails and live out their large-mountain-woman fantasies.
Gonna head up to Beech Creek this weekend, blow some shit up and round up a few meatballs.
by jdmcq February 16, 2012
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BenChipKey Moment

Overwatch term reffering to when someone is not on point (the objective in a match of Overwatch.) This term originates from when the famous player “BenChipKey” failed to get on point in a crucial match of Overwatch.
“Guys get on point or your doing a BenChipKey Moment
by Cryptoneddy_ December 21, 2022
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