beaver

A furry critter that sits on your face and tries to swallow your tongue.
Mary: It's time to feed the beaver!!
John: Hang on a sec, let me get the lip balm.
by Apocalyptimaniac August 23, 2005
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The Beaver

1. Canada's periodical historical rag.

2. The former name of 90 year old (now) "Canada's History" magazine. --- The stated reasons are that the name has become so associated with the sexual euphemism that online material by the magazine using its name in the header is being blocked by spam filters.

3. Another term for the sexual act known as "Canada's History".

4. A magazine that began in the 1920's that should have kept it's original name, "The Beaver, A Journal of Progress".

5. The act of AVOIDING search function by changing your business's name from something with lots of search traffic TO something that will rarely get searched outside the Colbert Nation and Canada's youth while working on school projects and papers.

6. Another reason to blame Canada.
Have you looked at "The Beaver" lately?

"The Beaver" changed it's name to "Canada's History"?! That's lame!! Colbert didn't rename his van service that picks up stray cats, Pussy Patrol! ... It's Pussy Patrol(dot)Org by the way! That's very important, it's non-profit.
by InsanitySektor February 06, 2010
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Remember...Save a tree, Eat a beaver!!!
by cartman5000 August 01, 2004
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Beavers

Slang word commonly used as a replacement for vaginas.
1) I saw a bunch of beavers at the gym this morning.

2) Popped into beavers for a quick one on Tuesday.

3) Is this club gay? I ain't seen any beavers around!
by NetPreference February 10, 2010
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Beavering

The act of cheerleaders behaving and/or dressing sexually provocatively to intentionally distract the opposing football team.
Did you see it when our cheerleaders moved behind the end zone, then started beavering the other team, and their quarterback fumbled?
by SBarnwell January 13, 2015
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Show us your beaver!
by Jesse.m.20 May 13, 2005
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beaver

"Leave It to Beaver" TV-Series 1957-1963

family sit-com with:

Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
and, of course, the eponymous:
Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)
usually notable for "the filthiest line in a sit-com":

Barbara Billingsley was asked about June Cleaver's remark,

"Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"

The TV mom replied, "I don't remember saying it, but I must have, I''ve seen it on t-shirts."
by bob "a" August 06, 2005
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