nigga beatin'

when you're completely intoxicated but don't realize it until you stand up or move significantly

"hey man, i'm fine. *stands up* OH SHIT MAN!, nah i'm nigga beatin'!"

by Courtney. Maggie. Zeynep. Megan. YOU KNOW May 4, 2006

The Devil is beatin’ his wife

If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out

Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out

Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*

by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024

tug boating

Like motor boating, but in someone's ass.

Sam asked his girl friend if he could go tug boating, but was denied because she just had mexican food....

by ohohface247 December 11, 2012

beat in peace

Jerking off with no risk of being interrupted or caught.

Mom and dad won't be home for at least another hour. Maybe now I can beat in peace.

by sciflyer.25 March 2, 2014

Boating accident

If you're out on a hunting trip and flip your boat and accidently loose all your registered weapons.

i lost all my guns in an boating accident.

The best shooters are the worst skippers.

by Ave End May 28, 2018

BEATSNGPE

A slang term used in the Phillipines to describe a spoiled brat who gets angry for no reason at all. Basically your stereotypical spoiled rich kid who used his parent's wealth to just stop him from getting mad and throwing tantrums in public places like in tutorial centers, school etc. There is a famous quote in the Phillipines of a so called BEATSNGPE saying lord Jesus chirst kill me.

Uh oh, This kid is a spoiled brat and throws tantrums everyday. It's a BEATSNGPE.

by ProGamer2009 June 28, 2020

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008