beamer benz or bentley

the most gangsta song ever by lloyd banks.

beamer benz or bentley, beamer benz or bentley, beamer benz or bentley, my jeans are never empty...

by j-rob mad fresh May 26, 2010

Beamer

1. a BMW
2. a nice car

"hey, my boyfriend just got a beamer."
"that's so tite"

by bigheavenlyeyes August 12, 2005

Beamerball

A brand of football pioneered by Frank Beamer and the Hokies emphesizing special teams. Expect blocked kicks.

It was Beamerball at its best when the Hokies blocked WVU's feild goal attempt and returned it for a touchdown.

by HokieFan November 9, 2004

Beaved

The flashing or accidental showing of one's vagina.

Hey man that massagy girl totally just beaved you and you weren't even looking.

by kdawgee August 31, 2010

beaded curtain

When a guy ejaculates on a girl's forehead in such a manner that it drips off her eyebrows, hangs in front of her eyes, and falls down onto her cheeks. So named because the streams and bubbles look like the beads on a beaded curtain.

My girlfriend gave me the best blow job last night, but she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a beaded curtain.

by G.P. & The Fergs September 3, 2011

Tucker Beared

To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.

He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.

by Plaid-man November 17, 2009

beaned

Hit in the head with a thrown object. Originally a baseball term, in that context it means "hit in the head with a pitch."

Did you see that? She just beaned him with a dead fish!

by Tyler July 27, 2004