big bastards

Refers to extremely large breasts. Also commonly referred to as "BBs"

To understand big bastard apply the following criteria:
1) Breasts must be huge. Think DD as a starting point. There are specific exemptions for small framed women (see below).
2) Breasts must contrast sharply with rest of build. They must be huge relative to the size of the woman. For example, DDs on a 220 lb woman do not make big bastards. A class exemplar would be a 5'-6" 120 lb woman with double Ds.
3) Breasts must be visible from the back. As the big bastards walk away they must be clearly visible at the sides of the rib cage.
4) Breasts may be enhanced. Authentic big bastards are a miracle of modern plastic surgery. Occasionally natural big bastards will be sighted. Natural big bastards are referred to as "big bastard natties."
5) Big bastards are rare. We have estimated that the likelihood of seeing authentic, verified by at least two class experts, big bastards in Southern Orange County California is something between the odds of being dealt a straight flush and a royal flush in poker.

Dude1: Check out those big bastards!
Dude2: Holy shit!

by KappaPhi2008 May 16, 2008

Bastard from a Basket

An insult used to offend adopted child or orphan.

Taken from the film There Will Be Blood when Daniel yells it to his adopted son.

You're not my son, you're just a bastard from a basket

by jariki August 12, 2010

jive ass bastard

A stupid person, possibly fatherless, who thinks they have style but in reality are lame.

Paul: Hey man you see that guy walking over there wearing that lame hat?

Charles: Yeah, what a jive ass bastard.

by Prakka Lars March 25, 2009

Ol' Dirty Bastard

One of the 9 rappers that makes up the Wu-Tang Clan. The Group includes: Prince (The RZA) Rakeem, Raekwon, Method Man, GhostFace Killah, Genius (GZA), U-God, Master Killa, Inspectah Deck and of course Ol' Dirty Bastard. His other alias' include ODB, Big Baby Jesus,and Dirt McGirt. Real name Russel Tyrone Jones.

Ol' Dirty Bastard a.k.a Big Baby Jesus a.k.a Dirt McGirt.

by mello_scrilla December 28, 2005

poor bastard

a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.

Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.

Man#2: Really?

Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.

Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.

by Bulldog6 October 11, 2009

Ignorant Bastard

Some one who is well aware that what he is doing is wrong or out of place but continues to do it anyway. The more he notices that his actions are irritating it invoke more of their obnoxious behavior. See Ignorant Bitch for Female definition

A man on the Subway is talking loudly on his cell phone. He looks around and sees and old lady rolling her eyes he smiles and gets louder. Someone whispers I wish that Ignorant Bastard would shut up.
ignore anti-social Rude

by Funky Wagner August 21, 2009

You fat bald bastard!

Scout tearing a new one into Heavy in the video "Heavy is a Millennial" by ItalianNinja on YouTube.

(Scout) Next time eat a salad. YOU FAT BALD BASTARD! YOU PIECE OF SUB-HUMAN TRASH! TWO THOUSAND YEARS OF CONSTANT HUMAN EVOLUTION TO MAKE A HAIRLESS FU-

by trump lost 2020 January 14, 2021