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banstick

noun::An imaginary weapon used to smite n00bs. When someone spams or causes trouble on a forum, mods and users alike will refer to it.
I was playing halo with my buddy and I totally took out the banstick on his ass.

he's spamming like no other! take out teh banstick plz!
by jenou May 13, 2007
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Negative Banter

Fairly self-explanitory; an attempted piece of banter that not only falls dead, but manages to actually REDUCE the amount of banterousness around. If you come across any, you are advised to find a Banter Machine quickly and check the area for the presence of a Bantex
Any piece of chat about Land Rovers

"See that guttering over there, I put that up, did a really good job too"
by TourC*nt May 9, 2005
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Banter Fodder

A person or group of people who are subject/about to be subject to a large amount of banter that borders on prejudice.
Dan: Hey I heard the guys are going to a lady gaga gig tomorrow

Ollie: Aha lets catch that banter fodder outside while it's fresh
by Hopsticks July 7, 2010
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Bantertingz

A cover up for whatever you are or were doing.
P1: What were you doing last night?
P2: bantertingz
by stelf9 December 8, 2013
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Banter Biscuit

A Banter Biscuit is the official tea dipping material that is often rewarded from a banter overlord to his squad when one or more members incite "witty banter" into a chat.

This witty banter can be applied through the use of both text, speech and through images often combined to create "memes".
Person 1: "That was some great, witty banter there."
Person 2: "Cheers butt."
Person 1: "I award thee a banter biscuit."
by FireBreathingRubberDuckie February 25, 2015
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Bantercast

A compound word (banter+broadcast/podcast)
A show primarily involved in the broadcasting of comedy/banter, e.g a radio show or podcast.
*Did you catch the latest episode of Jim and Tom's bantercast?
*We need at least 2 people to record a bantercast and start bantercasting.
*Plenty of banterisms in last nights bantercast eh?
by Tabbzy April 21, 2009
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Banter McBant Bant

(Scottish) Is a term for extensive amounts of humorous banter or chat, or to describe the reasons for doing such a bizarre act.
Michael - "Do you fancy spit roasting a goat?"
Martin Joseph - "Why?"
Michael - "Banter McBant Bant!"
Martin Joseph - "I'm up for it!"

"Last night I was so drunk, I decided to tattoo my face. It was Banter McBant Bant!"
by jameshunttheshunt September 21, 2009
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