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basket fuck 

A term referred to a sexual favor offered by a prostitute, originally coined as the 'Tijuana Basket Fuck'.

The woman, or prostitute, sits in swing-like device, where the seat has a hole cut out of the bottom. The seat is usually made out of a material that contours the womans buttocks, giving it a point-down rounded shape. The hole in the seat is large enough to allow the most important parts of the woman's anatomy, the vagina and anus, to extrude at the bottom most part.

The seat/swing, hanging by a rope, is spun round-and-round, like a rubber band on an old Estes balsa plane, coiling up to allow the 'sitter' to unwind. The woman, sitting in the seat, has her vagina lowered down on the man's penis. As that point, the seat is released, and then the woman starts spinning around and around, using the corded rope as a propellant, gradually lowering herself onto the man's penis.

Sources say that it only takes about 30 seconds to 'lift off'.
Sitting in her rubber tire swing, with the bottom cut out to accomodate Johnny, Matilda spun herself round-and-round, coiling up the rope to unleash a whirlwind pleasure of basket fuck upon Lil' Johnny below.
basket fuck by Robert Wicker July 24, 2006

Basket Weaver 

An patient at an insane asylum, where one of the activities used to keep the patients occupied is basket weaving.
Gonna visit my mom at Bellevue and check out the basket weavers.
Basket Weaver by e-vigilante August 8, 2011

basket case 

The phrase has its roots in WW2. When a soldier came into a medical facility with a limb or multiple limbs detatched from his body, the nurses would call the patient a "basket case". As in they had to bring the soldier to them in a basket.

Modern day usage is to describe someone that is in need of extreme assistance(mental or physical).
Well Marge they brought in another basket case, a grenade blew off his legs.
basket case by Harvey May 13, 2005

basket weaving 

Masterbating technique with both hands and your fingers interlaced.
I was at a boring party, so i decided to start basket weaving for entertainment.

basket belly 

from the salad fingres ep. 5 "picnic" when salad fingres is on the phone with the operator. mary mandolin tells him to stop scratching it.
salad fingres: STOP SCRATCHING YOUR BASKET BELLY..... said mary mandolin
basket belly by p-crisp December 23, 2004

basket case 

one who is crazy, well i'll let the lyrics of the Green Day song say it for you.
Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothin' and everything
All at once?

I am one of those
Melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams.
She said it's lack of sex
That's bringin' me down.

I went to a whore.
He said my life's a bore,
So quit my whining cuz
It's bringin' her down.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grasping to control.
So I better hold on.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?