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dick basket

1. A derogatory term referring to a person who is rude, pretentious, annoying or of low intelligence. Considered to be similar to, but more insulting than calling someone a dick. One whom is worse than a dick, and is therefore a whole bushel basket of cock, or an ornamental ribboned care package of penis that is decorated with baby's breath and glitter.

2. A situation that is considered to be adverse, difficult or unlucky.
1. That guy is a real dick basket.

2 a. I got fired today. Man, this is a dick basket if I have ever seen one.
2 b.Dude, I wouldn't do that. You might be opening up a dick basket with that one.
by Brian Callaghan October 28, 2007
mugGet the dick basketmug.

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls just one game short of coming off. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.
I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.
by bramsadford November 30, 2021
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Smurfs Basket

A cock ring complete with testicle cup. Could potentially lead to members turning blue if too tight.
don't you hate it when your balls slap too hard?" "oh you should try wearing a Smurfs basket!"
by o0zombieritual0o October 2, 2010
mugGet the Smurfs Basketmug.

Yam Basket

a colloquial, catch-all term for the female reproductive unit comprised of the vulva, vaginal canal, cervix, and uterus.
Example 1: Mike had to leave work one day to get some blood work done. When he returned, his boss asked him, jokingly, if he was pregnant. Mike said, without hesitation, "no, I don't have a baby in my yam basket."

Example 2:

B: How do you feel about the word snatch?
K: I kind of like it as a euphemism for lady parts. I don't like cunt or pussy--I think those are hard, negative words, but I kind of like snatch.
B: Let's think of some other ones. What about YAM BASKET?!?! AHAHAHAHAHA! (erupts into laughter, loses control of car, drives off bridge)
by Party A May 26, 2009
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Bone Basket

1. The extra plate, container or basket provided when dining on ribs to place your gnawed, meatless bones in after consuming great BBQ ribs.

2. A nasty, toothless, skin and bones, emaciated meth whore that has sex for money and drugs.

3. A promiscuous girl known for sleeping around and an easy lay.
1. Roger went to the rib festival and they gave him a bone basket.

2. Roger wanted a quick blow job on the way home to his wife so he drove through crack town and picked up a bone basket and blew a gooey nut in her sponge mouth.

3. Carl was broken when he found his new girlfriend was not a virgin and she in fact was a bone basket.
by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015
mugGet the Bone Basketmug.

basket ass

when you shove basketballs into your asshole to shit them out again on snapchat.
Sean: look at this girl doing basket ass
Xavier: Bro WTf is wrong with you?
by Xman_Slayer November 7, 2019
mugGet the basket assmug.

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