polishing the banister

1. Masturbating
2. A boring house chore

(1) I caught a beaver polishing the banister last night.
(2) My mom made me polish the banister.

by Izaak June 26, 2008

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Banis

A neologism created in the year 2006. The exact meaning of the word is unknown; however, the concept is universal. It is often used in casual conversation to spice up the flow of things. It can also be shouted to provide emphasis on a given topic. Albeit an exact meaning is unknown, it is possible to misuse the term. The reverse phrase, "SINAB," also has the same relative meaning and should be used accordingly to keep the sparkle of banis alive.

"What is Banis?"
"BANIS!"

by ThomasTipp November 9, 2006

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Bangxiety

When you have this deep sexual tension but we both know that it's lame to call it that.

Instead of saying "Sexual Tension"... they should call it "Bangxiety" 🙃😁..
I'll see my self out 🤣

by DJ Dammit Man October 24, 2022

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telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

by channel_panel November 27, 2019

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