banonion

A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.

Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."

by JacknRochNY January 2, 2009

banin

Banin is such a badass! She’s so hot and sexy and everyone loves her.

I want to be like banin!

by Banin Fayad May 1, 2018

Self Bananism

If you are a banana, it is eating yourself. Like cannibalism, only with bananas.

DUDE! my peel is SO good!
That's self bananism dude!

by bananasha July 19, 2010

Douche Bannigans

An expert douche bag and career loser that brings a certain professionalism that lacks in douche bags of an lower order.

Look at Douche Bannigans stinkass lying on que about places he's never been, bitches he's hasnt fuck and people he dont know...

by Modenasolone June 6, 2008

bainnie

a type of prank phonecall in which the person answering the phone is firstly asked "is that you bainnie?"

prank phonecaller- is that you bainnie?
person- who? beanie?
prank phonecaller- bainnie? chris?
person- no i think you've got the wrong number
prank phonecaller- kirk?
person- no
prankphonecaller- colin?
person- no
prankphonecaller- who is this then?
person- for eg. john
prankphonecaller- ah john bain?
person- NO!

by mrbrightside765 October 23, 2008

bonini

A salad fork used in Quebec.

Man 1: Goodness, it's difficult to get salad with this fork.

Man 2: Here, have a bonini.

by Vegan Shark January 26, 2011

bananionic

A series of 4 altered ionian scales in music theory. They are as follows. ( C concert as root note)
Jazz name numbers letters
Ionian flat 2 = 1 b2 3 4 5 6 7 = c Db e f g a b
ionian raise 2 = 1 #2 3 4 5 6 7 = c D# e f g a b

Ionian flat 5 = 1 2 3 4 b5 6 7 = c d e f Gb a b

Ionian raise 6 = 1 2 3 4 5 #6 7 = c d e f g A# b

The first bananionic scale sounds much stranger than the other three.

by fuckjazz January 28, 2015