Ballcockery

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.

"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

balloonknot

A slang term meaning asshole.

Im going to go get my ballonknot licked.

by MBC March 31, 2003

Ballpointing

When you really need to go poop.

I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing

by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

ballcock

part in the toilet that lets in the water. also known as a fill valve.

my toilet keeps running. i need to fix the ballcock.

by plumber rick December 29, 2004

Balloon Boy

To Make A Scene in order to gain attention. Like the balloon boy incident that occurred 10/15/09.

News Journalist: So why did you stay in the closet when everyone was looking for you?

Dad: (Grime Look)

Balloon Boy: Because I did it for the Show.

Dad: What He Means Is....

by J|C October 15, 2009

ballroot

A Northern Irish - particularly Belfast - general insult for someone.

Aye shut yer trap ye fuckin ballroot

by Ballroot2 June 5, 2009

lead balloon

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.

The League of Nations

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004