Bathroom Eyes

A more urban version of Bedroom Eyes.
A slutty, sensual, seductive-looking glance or sometimes stare that you receive from a not always but usually intoxicated person of the usually but not always opposite sex that expresses the mood for something immediate and anything but romantic and all about sexual in the closest bathroom, hallway, mop closet, etc.

That girl was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I took her to the blue room.

She was lookin at me with bathroom eyes so I just had to hit it real quick.

by Tommy Towne May 27, 2008

Bathroom Bashing

Causing intense damage to a public bathroom while under the influence of alcohol.

Peter and I did some crazy bathroom bashing at the bar last night.

by Cino XL FL April 23, 2009

bathroom camper

A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.

If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.

by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010

Bathroom Cough

The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.

"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."

"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."

by LutJ March 27, 2012

Bahoongadadoongis

Another word for Idiot. Someone with little to no braincells. A stupid dummie. A moronic fool. An idiotic imbecile.

*someone says something stupid* "You utter bahoongadadoongis!

by Etanjo November 9, 2020

barroon

Mockery of the recent Chinese spy balloon.

Weather barroon

(Totary not a spy barroon)

by Mun000 February 6, 2023

naked boys in the bathroom

When u make a trip down to the bathroom and happen to find some naked boys changing into suits or out of them. Commonly used by SHG boys swim as a sign of dominance among other trivial swim teams. Any naked boys found must immediately be drowned.

person one: holy shit nolan... we got some new intell
person two: what is it?!
person one: we got some naked boys in the bathroom

by KartNarks69 December 24, 2019